He's not the messiah...

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Part 3. optional, but may help!

Forgettable is really good. He's in my top 3.

What were the dancers doing? some sort of pretend horsey thing?

Barging in here! Niall is not very good is he? A bit tuneless, and not really tortured - a bit too twinkly.
Anyone else think itv are making up developing their ideas as they go along. Forgettable is good though.

I'd say we're getting a skin head Jesus

I'm sure i can fashion my chin hair into a twirly point

I'd go bang bang bang with Rory any day.

Did Dawn French say bankable or bonkable?

Why were the ladies in their bathing costumes - how is that jesussy ???

Dawn's hair is very good. I want my hair to be that shiny. Mine is like a giant bush.

ALW is proper bonkers.

I don't have a beard but I do have a slight tache and one long chin whisker if I don't pluck 'em. I could be Jesus.

Bush as in leafy shrub. Not the other kind.

Raahh - I'd vote for you too - but I am sober ...... And hormonal ......

Its the Mary Magdalene connection, Monty. He did consort with ladies of easy virtue, don't you know.

The wiping feet with hair thing is really a bit gross. People would pay specialists a lot for that service.

Ahhh - thank you - did Mary hang out in her bathers too ? Quite warm i suppose. - well you live and learn on MN

I will be watching this thread.. but may have to finish watching tomorrow. Families are pests

The bloke in the Starburst advert would make a good Jesus.

If oirish or Butlins won, I might not buy tickets. I would for the rest probably.

Loved Rory's song

How old is Amanda Holden? She could be anything between 30 and 50 - there are no clues.

Ooh, this was my wedding song.

They're not being kind to Bieber with the song.

AH is supposed to be 41.

awkward XP . I love the song but I don't think it's a great 'showcase' for him

DOn't cast him. I don't want to go and see a Jesus with a lisp. For God's sake, there are two s-es in his name.