He's not the messiah...

[Glaikit]

Part 3. optional, but may help!

Actually, I agree with you. Tricky and a bit shouty.

No, he can't win cardi, but he can't lose to Glasses.

ooh, sinister Jesus. This one pulls funny faces.

I think I agree, Sue.

Oh, he's having a cry. Must have fucked it up.

With you cardie. He clashes with Amanda and that hurts my eyes ! Amanda's hem seems to be falling down

I love this song but He's Not Jesusy really is he?

Family stuff over. Wtf is going on? Why are they changing the rules every night?

I think they have hired the Loose Women audience tonight.

Dawn French threatening to kill the contestants.

Triple Threat? Is Andrew Stone going to be Jesus.?

AH is starting to look like Patsy from Ab Fab. And not in a good way.

Sing/dance/act sparkling

AH needs a bit of wonderweb.

She is ikl, she is looking like one of the Orange Ladies at the cosmetics counters.

Told you, they are makiing it up as they go. Prob reading this thread.

Actually Andrew Stone might be good. You know who should have auditioned-The Oily Orange.

This one's good

I don't even remember this Jesus

That dry ice is going to reach his little disciples in a minute

It's just the light shining through his ears I can't get past So hobbit like

This bloke looks like a Mr Potato head

Dawn looks like she's channelling her Inner Jessie J tonight.

Mackem is madder than a bagged weasel at being out acted by Bieber.

I like the way he looks, Raahh. DD has just pointed out he looks a lot like Maroon 5 guy <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=adam+levine&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1093&bih=538&tbm=isch&tbnid=IMHdy96izMnuYM:&imgrefurl=www.unrealitytv.co.uk/american-idol/the-voice-2011-adam-levine-refuses-to-apologise-for-adam-lambert-comments/&docid=yUqd2nw-SStghM&imgurl=static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/adam-levine.jpg&w=400&h=400&ei=cCAHUPrzHoy20QWt7oynAQ&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> here

Ah now ALW, that wasn't better than Forgettable or Bieber.

Mackem is starting to scare me a bit.