CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Haha horsey

giggles at the thought of you being Justin.

And the fact that you mentioned handcuffs and whips.

Mr Bloom and his needledick!

laughs like a schoolgirl

www.mrtumbleshop.com/justin-fletcher.jpg

drool

I could have me some of this - Yes please!

Ooh Chris and sid all the way for me...not ken on Alex or any tbh

why thanks for that stacking!

one more time - I'M NOT JUSTIN!

(but i think you might be...)

I know, i was thinking that about Mr Bloom when he was shaking his money maker!

I can promise you horsey

Hand on cyber heart...

I'm not Justin.

As much as I wish I could say I'm in his trousers...

Sadly -
I'm not

Actually bighairyflowers i wondered that to!! That would be funny but i would probably feel a bit bad because i've called him fat and ugly! Ooopsy. Was actually having a good laugh with my sister about this thread and she said hes definately totty (even tho she doesnt fancy him she wanted me to add) but she said he was on radio 2 a few weeks back picking his fave songs. He picked some right loved up ones apparently!! Maybe his fat ass is already owned? only joking girlies! You do make me laugh

Ah!

But he's single!

Loved up songs!?

Then he quite obviously needs a good shagging lovely caring woman.

His massive throbbing gristle!! Urhhhhh!! more like a large cocktail sausage. A flap of skin. You lot are crude but this thread is sodding funny

fabsi

Are you speaking from experience now!?

Sausage hmm? idily wonders what flavour Justins sausage would be.

horsey

Haha!

I'm guessing it has to be

says excitedly

Candyfloss flavour!

what?

It was the first thing that came to mind!

ha ha ha!

The everlasting flavour kind! You keep sucking and sucking but it never wears off!

What a delightful thought.

A never ending candyfloss flavoured gristle.

Attached to Justin.

Ok. Finally admits - without the gin this is very very wrong.

But in all the right ways

whispers

Need more whiskey.

bit bizarre without it, maybe the candyfloss flavour gristle was a teeny step too far...

I prefer pork and apple meself! ohh with a nice BBQ sauce on the side! (classy bird, me!)

'Twas a step too far!

Sorry Justin!
(Said with the possibilty he may see this one day)

Ooo yes! Pork with apple sauce.

Tries not to think about Justin porking her

Work tonight so no alkee for me

cue panto boos

Boos - Not booze

Justin's songs are here

Ok, even if you're not him, it had to be one of you who filled the empty '50 Shades Of Grey' slot in Sainsbury's today, with copies of Justin's joke book..?

If it was... thankyou! You really cheered me up!

Not that I was looking for 50 shades, you understand.. I just happened to notice as I was passing by

Pmsl BigHairy

How entertaining!

I believe you. Of course!

You were simply searching for "50 shades of Tumble"

But the joke book is all he's had time to write at the moment.

Nothing like a man who can make you -wet roar with laughter!

'50 shades of Tumble'

LOVE it!!

well of course it was us. It is a nationwide campaigne to rid the world of 50 shades of shit and replace it with His Royal Justinness!

ohh he likes Brothers in arms!

I adore that song!

falls a bit deeper in lust love with Justin

Ooo!

feels faint

I adore that song!

Leona Lewis - Run!
(ignores Rhinestone Cowboy)

Love that song.

Not only is he hung and up for anything, his musical tastes are good too!

Work now

Night all!

Lol STS!! No friggin way!!!!

winks at fabsi

I think, really - you're just saying you don't fancy Justin as a way of covering up your undeniable sexual attraction to him also.

Really - you're just one of the chubster loving gang too!

I was in denial for a bit too.

But once you admit it, it's really very hot entertaining if you have evenings at home alone.

Its ok Fabsi, we've all been there.
Like stacking said, once you get through denial its all downhill from there.

You know you want him and his pork and apple too....

The thought of justins pork and apple makes me want to spew horseygeorgie!! You can keep him ladies!! you do make me laff tho!! Lol. Ill never be able to look at pork and gristle in the same way ever again! Or justin either!!! Have either of you ever seen him in the flesh!! God help his ass if he ever comes across either of you!! Snigger snigger