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CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

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AbiSimone · 24/06/2012 20:39

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

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stackingtheshelves · 29/07/2012 20:53

Urgh Sinister

My brother is the spitting image of Max from Eastenders.

He's single too
Wink

fabsi · 29/07/2012 21:09

Omg lol. Still cant believe it!! Someone finally admitted theyd fucked justin. Omg, i think max is well sexy!!! Nobhead, have you retired from your 50 shades of tumble???

whiositwhatsit · 29/07/2012 21:17

Actually, yes. I was quite enjoying reading Nobhead's 50 Shades too Blush I don't think Justin has the time to shag loads of women,Nobhead. I bet he wished he did have with all you lusty lot after him!

Nobhead · 29/07/2012 21:30

No I haven't retired I've just had a mad few days and need to gather my filthy creative thoughts Grin.
Does he have a huge cock? Did he use the tradesmans entrance?

stackingtheshelves · 29/07/2012 21:43

Yes Whiosit

We just want to know if he's hung.

Please tell us!

Is he a right pussy muncher?
Is he a screamer?
Is he kinky?
Did he ask you to swallow?

Oh come on!
You have to share

Grin
stackingtheshelves · 29/07/2012 21:46

You could really inspire nobhead here Whiosit

Envy

I want to shag Justin.
It's not fair.

folds arms stomps off

whiositwhatsit · 29/07/2012 22:16

I wouldn't have shagged him more than once if he was small and crap,would i? I don't want to say too much,i don't want to be a kiss and tell,even if he doesn't know who i am. Its against all my principles and ethics to start giving the details. There's nothing bad to say,nothing negative. He's a red blooded male, like any other,with a respectable job. The End Smile

SinisterBuggyMonth · 29/07/2012 22:17

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stackingtheshelves · 29/07/2012 22:23

Haaaaaa! nobhead

Oh I missed that comment in all the excitement

sigh

No dirt dishing.
Lots of respect for that though -
Whiosit

Justin obviously picks the quiet and trustable ones, I see
Wink

Thanks for sharing.
Made my day!

Knew he was hung and good in the sack.

Bet he'd love one great big totty thread gang bang

horseygeorgie · 29/07/2012 22:44

knew it! Thanks for that, lots of respect and can completely understand not 'dishing'!

Ohhhh i want him!

PearSailor · 30/07/2012 07:29

Good on you, whiositwhatsit, for not spilling the beans.
Very respectable of you
:-)

fabsi · 30/07/2012 09:49

Yes whiosit, fair play to ya!! Dont blame you at all for not dishing with this horny filthy lot!! Lol.

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fabsi · 30/07/2012 12:58

Lol!! Yy, weve had someone whos shagged justin, now we want someone whos shagged him AND wants to dish the dirt!! By WE i mean YOU lot Blush I think its sweet you dont wanna dish the dirt whiosit! Pear, i really reckon youre justin. Just got this niggly feeling lol

whiositwhatsit · 30/07/2012 13:05

Yes Sinister, the fiction may be more fun......
But it's most definately not as fun as the real thing Wink

whiositwhatsit · 30/07/2012 13:07

Justin wouldn't read this. He doesn't do the internet thing. Someone will have told him though, I'm sure!

PearSailor · 30/07/2012 13:20

He has been told, Whoisitwhatsit.
I work with him and told him, but he already knew Blush
I know he doesn't really look at the internet, but I do think he will have had a little look at this now, just out of curiosity, if nothing else.
Fabsi, I'm really not.
I think it's just wishful thinking on your part ;-)

whiositwhatsit · 30/07/2012 13:30

Oh do you Pear? Tell him i said hello next time you see him. I'll pm you my name xx

fabsi · 30/07/2012 14:58

You wouldnt say even if you was pear!! Wink whiosit, will you let us know if he gets back in touch and wants to bonk you again?? Grin lol

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PearSailor · 30/07/2012 19:24

Yes, sinister.
You are absolutely right.
Awkward.
Blush

worryingwillow · 30/07/2012 19:39

I know I haven't shagged Justin but I'm going to see Andy I n a few days.

wishes it was Sid

Nobhead · 30/07/2012 21:31

Knickers off girls it's 50 shades time again:
Chapter 4 Part 2
"Fuck me! Your pussy is glistening right before me. Ican hear how wet you are." Justin exclaims. He was right and it was all for him too.
"God I wish I could be there to lick you clean. I want to suck on your clitty."
You continue to plunge your fingers into your wet hole whilst Justin relays what he'd like to do to you, it only spurs you on. Justin cracks out a tube of lube and squirts some into his hand. He begins to rub his bell end slowly, he closes his eyes and moans.
"I wish this was your wet pussy and not my hand."
You both continue to pleasure yourselves whilst watching each other until you both climax simultaneously.
"I need to have you in person. I'm filming an episode of Something Special in your town next Wednesday. Meet me in the reception of the Holiday Inn and I will fuck you so hard- maximum damage!"
It's a date.
TBC

stackingtheshelves · 30/07/2012 21:43

Dear god.

How much did I miss!?

Pear -
Could be re-uniting whoisit for a shag or two with Justin.

move over whoisit you've had your turn

nobhead
As usual - pure genius dear.

Grin

cannot wait to meet Justin in the reception of the Holiday Inn for a good hard fucking

tradesmans entrance

Nobhead · 30/07/2012 21:53

Stacking cheers always give the crowd what it wants hopes Justin will come and give this crowd what it wants a good squirting in every orifice

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