CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

It was in a bar many years ago, stacking. I knew who he was at the time, even though he wasn't as famous as he is now. He ignored my obvious advances for most of the night, until I caught him just before he was about to leave.
I flirted my way to a drink and then a snog by the fire door. He got dragged off by his male friend with a ponytail (that always sticks in my mind!) and I didn't see him again then until I was out eating at a local pub with DH 5 years ago.
I didn't think he recognised me until he looked over and smiled.
DH completely clueless. Good memories all the same

ohh lovely. knew there had to be some lurkers!

btw, i am here, i do keep stopping by but am soo busy i don't really get the chance to picture Justin stark bollock naked and tied to my bed reply!

GIRLS!

screams really loudly

I've just met him -
A petrol station in Reading!
off to work not stalking honestly

I'm on my way to work -
Filling my car up -
He pulls up -
Small green sporty car -
I don't see him until he gets out -
My heart jumps into my throat -
My legs go to jelly -
I'm staring -
I'm shaking like a demented Bieber fan here.

Ok.
Ok. -
Breathe.

So make an attempty to walk -
Go over to him -
He with petrol pump in hand -
Me clutching my phone -
Wobbling and gawping like a maniac -
He's filling his car up -
Turns around to me -

oh hello
Justin says with a smile

Me?
open mouth nothing comes out

Eventually, I managed to ask for a picture

Yeah, sure! he says.

do you want to get in it?

for a brief moment I think of getting on it

Me : giggles like a juvenile

So, I'm there.
Cheek to cheek with the man I've been fantasising about with you lot -
The flash goes -
Picture taken -
Its a bit blurry -
But I frankly don't care!
I could pinch myself.

Sorry -
I know I'm going on.

Just can't believe it!

He's absolutely gorgeous in person.
Much slimmer and definitely not short and fat -
Like mentioned by some!

I feel like I've had the most amazing sex ever.
I'm still shaking.

Oh.
My.
God.

Can't believe it.

How do I compose myself for work?

(Marie Curie nurse - need to be composed!)

I'm just sat in the car -
Wondering what the hell just happened.

i knew I'd go to gloop

stacking I'm so so jelous!! Now every time we travel through Reading (we dont do it often, but sometimes) gonna have to try to persuade DH he needs petrol just in case! (Feel free to PM me the exact petrol station. L

...lol) Mind you I'd prob go totally to jelly and unable to utter anything other than a gasp and not be able to go over like you did, (That's what happened when I saw a fave drop dead gorgeous actress on a day out.) mind you at least with Justin I'd have DS as an 'excuse'.

Pro

I literally couldn't didn't utter a word the entire time.

Other than

can I have a picture please?

I'm always travelling through Reading for work, but that's the first time I've stopped at that particular petrol station.

I still can't believe it!

I'm in utter disbelief that its just happened.

All these years of wanting to fuck him and I've never once bumped into him!

He's so so so gorgeous.

sigh

I bet he thought
ugh

He must have felt me shaking up against him while we were having a picture.
I was having an orgasm on the spot.
Need to change my knickers -

I really do feel like I've had mind-blowing sex.

stares at picture

sigh

I knew I'd go hopelessly juvenile.

puts phone away, composes self for work

Omg. All i could do reading that was lmfao!!! Bet he thought omg what is wrong with this trembling woman!! I didn't know youre a marie curie nurse sts!!! Omg, you do a fab job!!

Thank you fabsi

That's really sweet of you to say -
It's been my dream job for a long time now.

On a break and I still can't believe I saw Justin this morning!

So wish it was on the way home
rather on my way to work.

sigh

Half asleep and acting like a loon!

Justin if you see this -
It doesn't reflect my true horny for you self.

and we make a very sexy couple in my picture

gawps at picture

Seriously - I still cannot believe it!

I think the funniest bit was when I asked for a picture and he was so lovely sigh

And I stood shaking my phone at him, attempting a photo and he said, -

do you want to get in?

double sigh

God.
I need to get a grip!

Lol!! Bless ya sts. I say you do a great job because mc nurses allowed my dad to die with more independance and at home too which he always wanted. You are like angels, i swear!!! No where near enough respect and love ive got for you guys!! So come on, did justin squeeze ya tight when you had your pic? Email me the pic!!!

Lol sinister!! He gets everywhere. Hes done his rounds with several mumsnetters now its only a matter of time now!!!

I'm with Mr Tumble on the beach in Wales.
So when he said he'd had a great journey, he meant meeting you at the petrol station stacking?
;-)

AAARGH!!

Wow, i'm so jealous pleased for you fellow Tumble Tart!

'would you like to get in it'

snigger snigger

ohh pearsailor, do say hello from us. gorgeous, sexy man.

I still really cannot believe it

has picture of the happy couple as wallpaper on her phone

I just wish I didn't act such a teenager.
He probably wasn't very impressed.

I definitely didn't make a good impression on our first meeting -
But then -
I wasn't bloody expecting to bump into my wet filthy fantasy man cbeebies totty man.

long sigh

fabsi
I'll e-mail picture now -
Ignore my stupid smile

Pear
Oh.
My.
God.

Did he say that? -
Funnily enough when I was wobbling walking over to him a million things were rushing through my knickers head and I thought -
Hmm - shall I ask where he's off to?

But then -
Maybe the mad stalker alert alarm would start ringing.
I already looked mad

horsey
I miss you!
We're like the "original" Tumble Tarts.
I didn't once think of that when I was there with him.

The would you like to get in comment did trigger a gush of knicker milk blush.

The only thing I noticed was how long his hair was to grab and push his head into my breasts

Oh.
My life is complete.

sad cow

fabsi

I was orgasming shaking that much I didn't notice how firm his grip was.

I just remember our cheeks touching for the photo and thinking -
Mmmmmmmm.

God -
This will be one for the grandchildren when I'm a silly old cow.

no I'm not one already

Omg!!!! I got your pic sts!!! Omfg. How long is his hair????? Ew, sorry. He is so not my type!!! Lmao. No wonder he asked you to get in it, youre stunning!!! How can you waste your looks on him???!!! good pic all the same, you look very happy lmao!

fabsi

just that's all.

Pro

Inbox me so I can reply to you -
For some reason I can't send you a message off my phone?

Oh and yes fabsi

I noticed his hair was quite long.

I like that.

more to pull when he's feasting on yer flange

stacking I tried to inbox you hope it got through.

ohh send me the pic! pretty please!!
if i were you i would be having a strong gin tonight - all the excitement!