CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

No

'Tisn't a wind up.

I'd happily sit on his face and have him shaft me from behind.

The Justin Fletcher/50 Shades Of Tumble thread cbeebies totty thread is the friendliest and most easy going thread on mumsnet.

Happy days

But...but...but.....clown sex?

All kinds of shades of creepy.

I now need brain bleach.

I can't stomach my chippolatas for tea now.....we need a vom smiley. A green one of these [shocked]

.

Ooo.

Mmmmm.

Chippolatas

awaits part three of nobheads 50 Shades Of Tumble

ohhhhhh
shivers

thats good.

can't wait for part 3!

QLE, he's a hot bit of stuff is our Justin, what with his massive gristle! (you know you want him really...)

whispers

hey stacking, another one in denial! whiskey?

sloshes more whiskey into mouth glass

I know horsey

They will all see him for what he is sooner or later...

And that is -
A right dirty bastard.

pours gin

clinks glasses with horsey

sits and waits patiently for part three

Wow, nobhead.
That's alot of detail.

i want part three! and Justin's massive gristle

Lmaooooo @ pearsailor. You sound shocked lol!!!! I think even nobhead cant stomach it anymore!! Watching gigglebiz, arthur sleep reminds me of ronnie barker!

I can't believe it!

But I came down from the shower this morning -
To find my three boys all watching -
Wait for it.....

Gigglbiz

I was enjoying creaming over Justin watching it that much -
I found myself standing and gawping in the doorway.

Where DID nobhead get to?

Shall we call for her?
After three....
One...
Two..
Three...

Ohhh nooooobheeeeaddd!

Ahum.

Yes fabsi

Arthur Sleep is like a young Ronnie Barker.

Lust aside -
I think Justin is very talented.

I'd love him to do some adult tv!
Maybe a comedy drama.

One of those three part one off bbc things.
He'd make a great womaniser.

Shafting any available woman he can.
With a filthy wanking scene slipped in there, somewhere.

Delish.

feels face and pussy go hot

nobhead

You are still on fine form, even after a 16 hour shift yesterday!

i think I love you

drinking Justin mmmmm

Back later for more 50 shades of tumble and Justin porn- gotta get ready for work again

Ooo.

Can't wait nobhead

I'm really wet looking forward to it!

I think, tbh, thats a little bit too much for me at this time of the morning! I love a good shafting as any, but may opt out till i have whiskey later tonight when DD is in bed! As pear said, thats very detailed...

But you really should right porn professionally nobhead, you're VERY good!

Omg. Its getting worse. How long before justin does anal? Only a matter of time, he looks the type who would prefer to do you up that mole hole! Snigger

I think I might have to pass reading any more.
I shall have to save myself from the blushes.
Not quite sure what Justin would make of all this, but one thing I do know is he would be very shocked.
And flattered, I would imagine.
You filthy ladies ;-)

pear

Are you male or female?

Or can you not disclose that information?

I'd have Justin any time of the day.

Although - yes. Not so much a morning person either - horsey

It was having the knicker wetting surprise of Justin being on my tv this morning!

See you all later for Chapter two.

and yes fabsi he so would love anal

pear, we are the tumble tarts!

I'm sure he would love it!

Yes, horseygeorgie.
I can see you are ;-)
Maybe he would like it, who knows.
Stackingtheshelves, I'm female.
Justin is very professional, but I fear I may blush around him now since reading your Tumble Tart rudeness.
;-)

Haha pear

That awkward moment when you work with Justin Fletcher -
and have been reading porno stories about him then accidently wetting yer knickers get really embarrassed about it.

I want to work with Justin.

I just want to fuck meet him.

I'd definitely slip him my number, like only a real Tumble tart would do.

I agree with horsey
I reckon he'd love this dirt and flattering comments about his gristle.

I bet the filthy thoughts of mothers across the uk wetting their knickers over him -
Would surely give him the urge to touch himself flatter him.

Got the Gin out ready for Chapter two nobhead

I'm not drinking the Gin now -
By the way.

I'm not a nympho sado masochistic sex crazed horny alcoholic bad mother.

Not in the day anyway