CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

aargh, they're
damn this gin!

Tell you what, you take the chubster, I'll rescue take the horse - we'll all have a gin, and everyone's happy!

I'm with you BigHairyFlowers. He does nothing for me either, but horsey and STS seem to think just because they want to sex him up that everyone does to! This thread has to be one of the funniest tho! Never have i and never will i see again, words like man meat, massive gristle and porking (notices meat refrences) on one thread. In connection with justin! congrats to him tho, well deserved! He does work hard and hes brill with the kiddies

Yes horsey

We are the ultimate chubster lovers!

I therefore, vow to honour and protect my Dr Justin Tumble of the letterererrrs -
From this day forward -
Forever and ever....
Amen.

I'm usually not one to share -

But there is plenty to go round.

Ooo.

BigHairy you do know Justin is much more of a stallion on two legs than the ones you like on four -

Don't you?

I was thinking gelding. Who is extremely fond of dressing up as a mare..!

But if I should ever meet him, I will of course be sending him over to the Stacking/Horsey stud so you can have a good long check

ohh yes please. I've spent many years working with studs, but never have i seen on so in need of my attention...

him and his gorgeous gristle!

Ooo yes bighairy

Please do.

I'd be so glad to measure him in hands and groom his mane.

And then of course -
Give him a good hard ride.

And a slap of the whip if he starts losing speed.

He'd be puffing and panting away...
Tongue hanging out and everything

Do love this thread!

ohh bring out the spurs!

horsey

hopes Justin comes back for another mumsnet chat

i had a dream about him last night!
Not a naughty one, i met him at an event and he was being all cheeky and flirty and asking about a certain thread on a certain forum!

I was too flustered to steal him. Anyway, he seemed to come along of his own accord!

Oh
My
God

horsey !

I had a dream about him too!

Mine wasn't filthy either unfortunately

We were having dinner, but on a very large long table. It was quite boring really -

But it was very lovely of him to be in my dream.

I'm not going to complain.

How strange we both dreamed of him on the same night!

Cbeebies totty thread just got strange on yo ass

well nothing can be as bad as my dream about derek out of eastenders trying to rape me behind the shed in me back garden!!!

Actually I had a dream about Justin once, I made him cry.

BigHairy

What was it that made him cry?

I've had my fair share of Justin dreams.

Once even Mr Tumble made an appearance!

But - the most memorable one would have to be snogging his face off kissing him passionately while he got all dirty animal on me groped my rear end.

Ooo. 'Twas vivid - that was.

That could quite possibly be where this all started.

fabsi

please do not pollute this beautiful Justin Fletcher cbeebies totty thread with your Derek Branning filth!

I know i know!!! I just thought beens as tho we were talking nightmares, i'd share mine no idea what caused my subconscious to conjure that one up!!

I mean really fabsi

Gin night tonight

And some online viewing of Justin's House movie watching!

I can't remember how I made him cry, just that he did! As I was driving away. Ooh, maybe I ran over his foot??!

Haha BigHairy

So,
He was sobbing -

And you just casually continue to drive away!?

heartless hairy - so heartless

BHF your subconsious is soo mean!

Poor Justin. I'll suckkiss it better.

Fabsi, you have issues. you really really do.

Stacking, i'm bringing out the grouse again, plus some searching the tinternet for evidence of Justins filthy nature iplayer action .

How's date preparations going?

horsey

My fellow dreamer!

Gin is already on the go.

Date preparations for me include the following: -

1. Shave muffage included
2. Have a stiff drink and a fag
3. Watch Justin something interesting to get me in the mood

What can i say?

I'm a low maintenance kinda girl

He must have big feet.

And you know what that means, right?

Massive gristle?

gulps gin

Big shoes. Clown shoes.

Or massive gristle. One of the two!