The Apprentice

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...just loved the first series, any big fans out there planning to watch it tonight... or am I just a saddo ????

they don't seem very smart this lot do they?

LOL meggmoo!

jeepers creepers this lot will be great at a board meeting

they do tend to have Kleenex on the table don't they?

I don't remember them crying quite so much last series, did they?

OMG - priceless!

they go into a meeting with no price decided ha, ha! I could do better and I'm a turnip

Oh turniphead and the girls are just too painful for words. I want to hide behind the sofa!

this is embarrassing

this girl is going to be fired!

interrupting a prospective client 'i haven't finished' in rl he'd probably say 'oh yes you have, goodbye'

Are either of them going to sell any do you think?!

turniphead called it - she's gone

how do you pick an apprentice from that shower?

what a bl8dy mess ! Have any of them been on a fundamental business course ? Would n't employ any fo them tbh !

I think he fired the right one TBH, her pitch was rubbish. But I really can't see AS wanting to work with frizzy hair for a year!

its Sally Gunnell 2Happy

It is! It is! That's why she so bouncey - it's all the hurdling practice

OMG have just watched this and dh and I were cringing and could not look at the screen when Nargis did her pitch. She came across as such an arrogant cow.

Whilst Sally Gunnel lookielikey was gobbing off in the board room I turned to dh and said "AS loves her, look at him he adores her spirit". Dh scoffed and said "nope she's fired".

omg that was SO cringeworthy wasn't it?!

Jo was absolutely right about kittens being all wrong for a GOSH calendar though

Oh god the presentation!

'Can I ask a question?'
'No, I haven't finished.'
Long silence.
'Now you can ask me a question. I'm sorry, what was the question again?'

Aaaarggh. Can't watch!

I find it incredible that neither team had a price ready to quote

AS was quite right to sack Nargis. I liked the way the lawyer woman stuck up for Sally Gunnell.

The boys' team were lucky to get away with it: their calendar was sooo amateurish, and that Sam was useless as a team leader. He won't last.

My money's on Ansell (?) - the big black man.

can't stand fecking cats though

NO the all time classic had to be - the girls pitch at Virgin:
"How much do you want for the calendar pricewise?"
Blank look
"Umm, sorry can you repeat the question please?"

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow mucccccccccccch doooooo etc.

PMSLPMSLPMSLPMSL!!!!

That presentation was agony he soo fired the right person. What was with the whole "no i haven't finished, don't ask me questions yet"...-paaaauuuuseeee..."ask me questions now" thing?!!
Personaly i think Syed in Syra in drag as well

Car crash tv all right.

'Can I just tell you, there are 60,000 cat owners in London'.

'Oh. thanks for letting me know that'.

WHY did Nargis insist on doing the pitch when she (clearly) had no experience?

Warmed to Sayed this week. the guy who did the pitch for the men is a grade a w**er

I can't believe anything they did

and once they did it once 3 billion cat people buy

they didn't realise it was skanky

why didn't they do something else?

love the apprentice and it is just topped by being followed by The Armstrongs - how they ever got to be millionaires - god knows

highly hilarious