The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

I would go with Bo methinks

SES - it's a sign that he is playing this song - its an omen that we are both about to labour. Deffo.

I always want to pencil in eyebrows for Ed.

No.

Aw. Ed Sheeran is one of them who cottoned on to the sexing potential of a guitar and a non-threatening soppy song inn'ee? Increased pulling power by 100%.

Can I vote for Will..................

................ to come round to my house that is.

I'd like to hear Bo sing Crowded Marriage House.

Rachel! He's singing it for you! Now you have to name the baby Ed.

Here's a question: why is Danny one of the judges? Is his band really famous or something? Because he's not actually a terribly good singer himself, is he?

That Just the Three of Us song, Frida? Or Charley's Girl?

Will.Is.Away.With.The.Fairies is gazing into all the space in the world.

Well, I am sworn to secrecy... But IMO, Jessie -up her self and I lost a bit of Danny love due to his obvious lust for Bo and he is as skinny as her in real life. Max was lovely too.

Suep- even if his pulling power went up 100% it would still be low IMHO.

Ommm, I do really like The Script

Oh god. It's a baby tragedy song. Ignore previous omen chat.

goingbacktowork - get in line, lady. Cocolepew and I arranged weeks ago that we'd toss a coin for him after the final. Why do you think we are still here? It certainly isn't the talent.

Little Baby Ed is a lovely name.

Ed Sheeran?

Mumsnet should have an autorefresh thing to save me from reloading the page all the time! Lazy?

Was he singing about a MC? Goodness

FROZEN! FROZEN LIVE! LIVE!

Poor max

I KNEW MAX WOULD BE LOVELY

Noooo! No baby tragedies!

Bo is going to have Danny. It's in the career plan.

Frida are you suggesting Boris mated with Mraz and made Ed?
Fair point.