The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

The judges looked bored

Holly has been awful on this, i think Pip Schofe must carry her on TM.

Tyler looks just like my hairdresser, hes quite cute.

Dont like cruise ship girl

Bo needs feeding, she looks awful

Vince - meh

what a drone

Jeeps that was piss poor! and trippy

I love it when Willy 'dances'

I was at the show and after party last week and Tyler is really really lovely in real life, not up himself at all. This is a strange choice tonight though..,

Eton Mess? Yum. Just in a mood to get pissed, doesn't happen often, and it is impossible.

He's like some kind of odd mockney rodent. Like one of the weasels out of wind in the willows.

Will.I.Need.To.Pee

And he has Carlton's bow tie. Do you think he's killed him and stolen his shizzle?

Will.he.needs.a.wee

Will.I'm.On.Cocaine

That was re A ll Y BAD!

Moss, I was reading Digital Spy and there was a thread saying that people had started to watch Holly on TM and the conclusion was Pip does carry her.

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Will.I.Won't

Great minds, raah!

Grange! You name dropper! You could be a judge.

Ooh serious crampy twinge there. Shall I convert this into a live birth thread? (I WISH)

Jessie and Vince might be good. Oh no I'm rubbish, I'm so easily swayed!!

Well.I.Never, Grange. Do tell all.

It's all about Jessie Jessie Jessie

Grange.I.Am

love or loathe her, she is a very good singer