Eurovision VOTING!!!

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still can't get through to vote for Ukraine

So we thinking Italy, Sweden, Norway, Russia, Iceland, Ireland, Urkraine & Turkey top 8.

GB 6 points. Just out of pity. Humpy might die otherwise.

No Talc, silly, he's powered by applause. They just need to calibrate his clap-o-meter. Poor Dinglebit Humptybonk.

Malta will just squeeze into top ten.

ds is still crying that we havent voted for Romania.

vote for jedward

I can vote for the UK

...

but I won't, coz it's shit

I've voted Iceland.

DS1 and DS2 loved the Grannies. Quite liked Germany

Moldova well worth waiting for.

Hump really did a bad job didn't he. I was sure he'd do well too. Go Turkey!

Oh dear. I didn't vote

So where are we upto? No telly here. I take it the songs are finished..?

Don;t be mean UnMemeber.

Must agree, TheUnMember.

My heart? ...

...Nah, couldn't find it.

My brain is telling me I've had far too much rank wine, does that help?

I liked Iceland too. At least the grannies won't get many votes from the professional jury.

Ohhhh Laserssssssssszzzzzz

Dr Evil Pose

Jedward! Jedward! They got wet FGS. They win points just for that.

Cyprus the favourites from the rest of the helium household. I think DH just fancied the laydee.

oops was going to vote for Jedward but forgot

Sweden to win methinks

Oh all right. You can have one, but that's your lot :o

They have lightsabers!

dh wants to make it clear he favours Denmark.

I have not made notes

right. Fag break. Someone yell if we start the nil pointing while I'm outside.

Ireland will probably give us one vote just to be insulting.