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Eurovision VOTING!!!

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SecretNutellaFix · 26/05/2012 22:01

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TheUnMember · 27/05/2012 12:35

53 if you count the countries of the UK separately.

LeeCoakley · 27/05/2012 12:44

I thought it was 47. Can you imagine the Vatican submitting an entry? Was there other Asian countries that applied to be in it apart from Israel, Azerbaijan and Georgia?

TheUnMember · 27/05/2012 12:52

I think that historically there have been 'issues' in the middle east because of Isreal taking part. They don't want to play with us if we're playing with them so have taken their toys home.

I reckon the Vatican could submit a cracking number. Imagine ... all singing, all dancing cardinals. :o

QuintessentialShadows · 27/05/2012 12:53

Whereas Norway, in stark contradiction to Sweden, think that Eurovision is about showcasing amateurs that have barely been on a stage before, and that mostly also shows....

Which is why we have had entries such as (please click and laugh):

and: who opted to sing in Local dialecet (mine actually)

following the success of:

who has participated on numerous occasions and brought home Nill after Nill

And a more recent

LeeCoakley · 27/05/2012 12:54

...in gorgeous red or purple outfits. Stunning!

ilovesooty · 27/05/2012 13:41

I don't think anyone has ever won the Eurovision wearing purple.

TheUnMember · 27/05/2012 13:52

Quint they're fab, proper Eurovision songs. Apart from the 3rd one. There's no excuse for that. :o

Frontpaw · 27/05/2012 14:27

50-53-47 (not my vitals) now you see why - am confused! There were semi-finals and people were knocked out as the songs were worse??! They must have been dire!

What's 'Song for Europe' then?

TheUnMember · 27/05/2012 15:23

Frontpaw the semi finals are better than the finals as they have all the mad, crazy songs.

I think 'Song for Europe' was a piss-take of the Eurovision in an episode of Father Ted. :o

Frontpaw · 27/05/2012 15:41

My lovely horse. I can see how I made the mistake!!!

mathanxiety · 27/05/2012 21:48

I don't think it's a case of political voting (except in the case of Greece for Cyprus and vs Turkey) the repeated failures of Norway show that even the Scandinavian/Baltic bloc can spot a lemon and are not that sentimental about voting for others if they're better. It looks like sour grapes when the Brits complain of everyone ganging up on them British entries have been really, really dire for a good few years. So have Ireland's imo though Lipstick wasn't too bad.

I think the issue is that the British song of late has been handcrafted by people who think they have the pulse of the European audience but are sadly deluded, and the ideal they have of 'appealing act' (apart from poor old Engelbert doing his patriotic best) is someone who could easily be either selling phones as a day job or somewhere in middle management in the cardboard box industry. Britain needs a competition where the input of more people's taste can decide who goes to Eurovision. There's no mysterious formula that can be cracked -- you just have to pick a song and act that appeals to people who are interested in voting and have phones. It can be tweaked afterwards.

(Norway needs to avoid smooth jazz, and ballet, and red trews, and of course purple anything)

TheUnMember · 27/05/2012 21:59

They used to do that math. A phone in of possibilities for the public to choose from. We still came last. The problem was, which do you vote to represent the UK: shit, shitter or shittest?

SwedishEdith · 27/05/2012 22:08

It's makes Blue coming 11th last year seem pretty good now (they got 100 points) The Swedish song (which I thought was really boring) had already been a No1 so presume that's what you do. Just a normal song that's commercial throughout most of Europe. But getting a Name UK act who are not hasbeens to perform it is a problem. Or the songs shouldn't be released until after teh competition? I do hope someone had really explained to Engelbert the real probability that he would come very close to bottom and so he knew what to expect Sad

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SwedishEdith · 27/05/2012 22:16

I've been sniggering all day remembering Graham Norton's comment about the tedious Lordi "He'll wake up tomorrow and remember he did that on tv" Grin

ilovesooty · 27/05/2012 22:18

Norway got right in 2009. He'd promoted the song all round Europe and had as good as won before he went on stage.

I think the issue is that the British song of late has been handcrafted by people who think they have the pulse of the European audience but are sadly deluded

I agree. I don't really buy the idea that we keep performing poorly because it's all political and no one likes us.

SwedishEdith · 27/05/2012 22:25

So, who would do it next year? We were actually more on the right lines with Blue but JLS, for instance (who I don't like but thought about 1/3 of last night's songs sounded like them) would never do it. In 3 years' time, it'll be whoever is the runner-up in The Voice

Frontpaw · 28/05/2012 00:15

No decent artist would touch it with a bargepole!

mathanxiety · 28/05/2012 00:43

But that doesn't matter -- it's not a taste competition, and it has nothing to do with Art.

QuintessentialShadows · 28/05/2012 09:10

You are right on all points about Norway, of course, but not
It seemed to work in 1985. Either the purple, or that democratic voting was set aside that year, in favour of an "expert panel".

And on this occasion, seems to have done the trick. Grin

I dont know what is happening to Britain though, it is the cradle of modern music in Europe (sorry other non - brit nations), yet send such strange competitors

TheUnMember · 28/05/2012 10:11

Quint, I think that first one is the number 1 karioke song in Sweden :o

QuintessentialShadows · 28/05/2012 10:18

Can somebody tell me what is the point of Jedward?
Are they celebrities? Are they supposed to be talented?

QuintessentialShadows · 28/05/2012 10:19

Grin It has a fab karaoke potential, that "La det svinge" one!

TheUnMember · 28/05/2012 11:04

The point of Jedward? I think it's that everytime they perform in public it takes a year off Simon Cowell's life.

QuintessentialShadows · 28/05/2012 11:10

I think we must stop them performing them, as I would not mind him reaching retirement age! Grin

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