So who will be watching the Eurovision Song Contest then??? Sign in here...

[BorisJohnsonsHair]

Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Inspector gadget theme!!

I could make a nice handbag out of one of those dresses.

Well, I always enjoy the weird ones.

For me, it's between Russia, Italy, Denmark, Sweden and Germany.

Also, he seems to have a leather toolkit slung about his hips.

Or cushions.

Think the pink one choreographed it - the rest dont hVe their hearts in it to quite the same extent.

Liking his safari breeches though.

You are honeydragon

"You have never seen before how looks the trumpet."

Code, I presume?

'how looks the trumpet' - why do they sing in english again?

Oh look, they've stopped being brides and become bridesmaids instead.

trumpet, maybe it's a new name for male genitalia?

That IS Wil Weeton!

Someone is going to have to start another thread for voting. I still want the grannies to win. They are the proper spirit of eurovision

I'm going to vote

oh not presenters ditched the bridal dresses and now are just bridesmaids

Go Eng!

What are we voting for? I like Italy.

It's so true. I HAVE never seen before how looks the trumpet

We're gonna run out of thread space

hmmthinking jolly good thanks for that, just do long as I know

Who is starting the voting thread?

shit. where is the phone!

here

englebert was quite good