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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

ah this is the leg dancing. Points for this.

leather chaps and weird fembot dancers

Nice shiny gold tights

Not at all creepy this. Yer man looks like every forrin waiter I've ever shuddered at.

Evenby Eurovision this is odd

Mc hammer wants his pants back

This sounds like the Norwegian one that won the other year.

It's the wacky dancers. The one Graham said looked like Colin Farrell- pmsl

Epically bad dancing by Moldova.

There is the crazy!

Moldova are always odd.

the dancers are scaring me

wait for it...

Yep defo revenge of the fembots

How much are we thinking these ladies had to drink before coming out on stage... ha ha ha ha ha!

This tread is going to fill up before the voting!

It is me or did they take something?

the one in blue/green has the tiniest waist!!

Colin Farrell!!]
That's who he riminds me of!

Oh Restless Leg Syndrome, it's actually very sad.

I like the fabric on the dresses, that's about all I can say for this one.

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Is this some sort of arty interpretation of a murder?

Am I on drugs or are moldova?

they can also do the weird leg dancing lying down