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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

dancers WTF

Not as crazy as I was hoping.....

and shes got an Angelina Leg.

Nice dresses

DH seems to think this is going to do well

So what crime do have do, in order to apper on the Eurovision in a skirt???

Shes very shouty.

I bet this is the football anthem.

So its between Italy, Sweden, Norway, Russia, Iceland, Ireland & Turkey.

And Jedward were flat. But they had bacofoil.

Angelina leg

it's like a bad acid trip, make it stop!

So does mine Mrssnap

she luffs us she does...

Ukraine .......not a bad song but when did they join Europe ?

Having pictures of lots of people on stage seems a bit like cheating.

Loving the men in skirts. And her fringe-y dress. Not a bad song either.

I want the Russian Grnnies to win !!

Oh god, it's not 25. How many is it? does this go on for ever?

Did I miss the Russian Grannies? Bugger!

don't do this at home!

I think that will do well.

Last song

Up to 10 tens of the drink scale. DH is giving fried a lift home... should I open another on the sly before he gets back?

26 altogether, and saving the best til last haha