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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

What a time for tech to go to the pub.

This woman came under mountains of pressure to change her black dancer to a white one. In the end she said if he doesn't go, I'm not going either. Respect.

Clauda Winkleman.

Next up Turkish Gay Batman Sailors!!!! :)

We should decent on Tech and give him a Wedgie for doing that to us.

Hurrah, MN is back! Thought I would be left to watch eorovision all on my tod! Well, dd is here, but DH has gone out in disgust!

Oh no I broke mn.

Sweden would sell their children into slavery if it meant they could win :o

Apparently Englebert Humperdink is older than 22 of the nations competing tonight...

oh I hate the presenters - they are always awful

See, the Swedish one didn't even seem live.

Bloody MN. i told DH there would be some cross people about

I said some very funny and insightful stuff when MN was offline. Sorry you missed it

mostly I ate maltesers and pressed f5

Thank goodness MN is back, that nearly ruined my night. That one was ok, so was the one before.

I think I'm going to vote for Sweden. No justice if the Russian grannies beat that.

That guy is the spit of Kevin Kline.

He just vicked the camera!!!!

All I say for Greece is they a really trying not to win it this year.

Eorovision? I mean Eurovision

DS2 whos 10 is still singing the Swedish entry.

thank god mn is back!

I'm laughing so much it hurts.

It's borat!

I've had the Greek song going through my head since Tuesday.

Menacing. It's like Wild Boys done Musical Theatre style.

Fuck me its Borat!

I didnt get the hype about Sweden. It was ok but nowhere near my favourite. 15/20.

Dear god no!