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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

I rather like this one.

Dare I ask what 'man dinga everyday' means

romania - one of my top 3. Cuban bagpipes, what the musical world is missing.

Oh, this is like a proper eurovision type song!

Did they draw straws to see who didn't go on stage? It's Gok wan!

drummer is fit

It's the wife of the f1 driver. Where is the other dolls?

This is my country's song...

Back to good old fashioned cheese.

is she saying "I see" or "aciiiiid"

the Elvis outfit makes me laugh!

ths one is awful!

she looks good

i;m wearing a crotch skimming skirt but i will also split it to the hip for good measure

Kate Bush has nothing to worry about.

Bloody stoopid mn! Booting me out. I really liked that band.

This is good too!

Oh, we're back. This Swedish song is the favourite. I like it.

Did we kill MN?

Phew- I nealry cried!

Kate Bush?

Just lost mn how fecking rude!

Love the Sweden song, can they afford it?