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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

I LOVE THIS!!!!!

Crossed posts Evil.

Campest.Thriller.Dance. Ever.

Loving the Turkish entry!

Greece were bad. This Turkish one is funny. . I don't get it, but it is funny.

Haha scrubber just said the very same thing to DP.

The definition of so bad its good = Turkey

If I were a rich man, fiddle diddle diddle.....

Dancing is appalling! They've all hot little tashes!

Is this Sacha Baron Cohen's latest creation?

I think it is the middleton brother singing!!

Love Turkey. Very Les Mis but less Mis.

It's like some countries want to lose.......
A singing borat, funniest thing ever

Loving the boat!

This is my favourite so far.

Ha ha ha - the cloak ship!

Hahahahahahaha

Anyone else like the way the subtitles actually try to get the right number of 'na's in and stick a 'ni' in at the appropriate moment. As if any of it made sense.

'Sing with me my children'

love the boat....

WTAF lol

This is what Eurovision is all about

Hop on my ship baby I'll make you fly!

I think this is even better than the Russian grannies.

Naninanina!

Yes strawberry - that would be brilliant if he had infiltrated eurovision.

This is brilliant :o

Gay Turkish Pirates.