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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

9 for costume though.

is that a heckler wailing in corner or one of the backing singers

Hmm so much for me sneaking away after the grannies! I'm hooked now (damn you MN! )

theUNmember me too. We've only just begun to reclaim the flag from those dickheads. Norton could have set us back a few years there.

ah well no return to baku

I don't want to tempt fate, but the Whisperlets are being surprisingly quiet this evening...

Ohh a light changing dress.

Botox swan.

How many swans were killed for that dress?

Whats with the yoga man?

is there some black squid thingy living in her dress?

Raah- looks like there was closing down sale in "Baku Bridal" this week!

i think she has a bit if a look of kim kardashian but it's probably the lip fillers and botox

As the host nation you would think she would sing in her own language.

They definitely don't want to host next year, do they?

It just won't hurry up and die though will it.

Scrubber, it is now dead. And best forgotten.

Did you know that an anagram of Engelbert Humperdinck is Mr Nut C Bleeped Gherkin?
There is a ruder version but I don't want to offend.

He's from Leicester apparently- but not a Leicestershire accent!!

awwww poor tony

Moonwalking bagpipes...

oh liking romania they sound scottish

Moonwalking with bagpipes - much underused in pop.

What a vile dress.

Bagpipes and accordion and Dario G.