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Me! Haven't watched the semi-finals as I like a surprise. Don't think the UK will do too well though.

Early take that.

Me too Whispers.

No no no! What is this! Scandinavian men are supposed to be blonde tall and handsome !

Please please show Hammered Humperdinck

Humpy and Arlene in a tree....

I am enjoying Graham Norton, but think that next year the BBC should just get this thread scrolling across the bottom of the screen- best Mumsnet thread in ages!!
I love this competition- watching with DH and 16 year old DD- its a family tradition. Booze, crisps, sweets- what's not to like!?

quite like Italy.

Yep hump is pissed

The Hump is well pissed.

salut!

leave me alone i'm getting pissed and not making much sense

Oh dear. Little too much beer.

Me too, whispers. I'm sure they always used to sing in their own languages as a matter of course.

am just finishing off the Pimms before I move onto the JD.

Oh dear. Husband is doing his nut at Mr Norton saying the UK groups with their union flags look like a BNP rally.

Where are you Maryz?

nice dress

me thinks that music is indeed about to die

Unmember - I winced at that one!

oh Maryz- that is rubbish!

Azerbaijan have clearly bought a lot of white frocks this year.

How much plaster make up and surgery?

This is a well known song is it not? Thought that was banned.

So is this English?

I did laugh at Graham's "no, they don't" to hostess comment "They all want to win"

I expect it just reminds you of something.