Don't see one yet - APPRENTICE - 4th April...

[Tee2012]

What's the task, anyone remember?

Ketchup

Condiments. Which always makes me snurk for some reason.

Making a mess by the way the trailers were shown :)

Here I am, cup of tea and a Dime Bar at the ready

Yeahhhhh, you heard me right- I said Dime bar. Dime. I don't say Daim.

That's just how I rollz

Could murder more chocolate now!

Oh yeah, now I remember! Looked vile on the previews.

Sue - our token 12 year old boy.

I have more chocolate in than the corner shop but I am drinking gin so it doesn't go.
Daim, eh?

Snorts at Daim. It dunt like, even make sense!

Huzzah! Am not late for once!
Missed you all last week, had to go OUT.

I have made it quite clear that Weds are now, sacrosanct.

Hazel, I thought you'd gorn again. I mentioned you on the Lorst Mnetters fred and everything.
I may need salt and vinegar french fries. The crisps, not chips.

I now have loads of lime tonic for gin :)

Am back, am back!
Am however wishing I did not have to go to work and instead could MN all day, like the blissful S/S11 season!

Ooh, I did read along last week's fred while catching up on Sky+. Still need help with the nicknames, alas.

Fag Ash Lil was quiet last week wasn't she, her who sounds like Frank Bruno

Lime tonic, Glitter? How do I not know about this?

Off we pop

The funniest ones are getting booted too quickly though...

I have Kettle Chips and red wine...

Are the teams being re-organised today? Will The Blonde Assassin kill anyone?

Hullo.

Do you like my eyeshadow?

[regal]

I still can't believe I missed Maria falling asleep!

Yes Hazel, lime tonic water with Bombay Sapphire and a slice of fresh lime....goes down vair well :)

I have wine and choc that mathes my eyeshadow.

And sharpie pen brows too Chaos. Dedication, that.

Lovely, Chaos.

I want to live in that house.

I have on my special eyebrows and purple eyeshadow. I am looking damn fine.