Don't see one yet - APPRENTICE - 4th April...

[Tee2012]

What's the task, anyone remember?

What's that Hazel? You don't want your sordid spanking fantasy with Claude to be the last post?

Oh look, they're voting on the chutney flavours!

Fantasy, you said Sue?

Don't try and bump it away. You and Claude, getting spanky.

Claude and My Tom in the same Dara show?

I love that they've had to fill the programme with Tom and Clod, cos Consumptive Mike was so utterly boring.

He was, wasn't he? The highlight was discovering that... he'd been a bit poorly.

ConsumptiveMike, you will not be the next Baggs The Brand, oh no. I have forgotten you already.

[http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/fashion-blog/2012/apr/05/apprentice-maria-oconnor-wardrobe Guardian piece on the purple eyeshadow]]

Guardian piece on the purple eyeshadow