Don't see one yet - APPRENTICE - 4th April...

[Tee2012]

What's the task, anyone remember?

Yes the MARGINS

OirishJane, Tee. She was PM last week and was shite

Chipping, it was why Berenice isn't PM when she knows about food - poss because she was PM last week

Ah, who remembers the Soap Task Debacle of yester-year. Was it sandalwood that was so wrongly costed?

MAAAAARRRRGEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNSSS

Yes, her Sue.

Was that last year Hazel or the year before? I was just thinking of it also.

I hate Stephen Brady, him of the bug eyes.

Ah, sandalwood, that well known cheap stuff!

Bernice just reminds me of Bewitched and I think she's going to start dancing at any minute "C'est la vie"!

Truly magic that label.

Yup. Magic.

Eee, mix that ginger Kimberleh.

Psst, Bellissimo has 2 x LL. They spelt it with one, the twazzocks.

Oh, that must be really yummy...

Not an ideal pitch point when you can't stop coughing!!

Okay my DH would love that chutney.

Nick's face. He's more a steamed fish man, I feel

Glitter - behave One name per idiot team member is more than I can cope with

Jeez, my Mum could have made a better job of that label.

The sauces are shite - totally boring in an already saturated market. They should have got Jo to do it. And how the fuck is chilli chutney Mediterranean ???

That is the crapest label. They must pay the designers to let these crap designs out the door. I wouldn't allow that! (I'm a graphic artist)

(a pedant relaxes, having - she thinks - seen the typo corrected)

Hacel - yeah, it has been on the shorts all week

Yeah probs best you remove that there fuck off metal spoon

That looked rank...