Game of thrones season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's coming! soon

So excited! Still struggling to get over Sean bean's demise tho!

Less than 2 weeks to go!

The blacksmith is Robert's son.

He can't inherit because he's a bastard, but there will certainly be people trying to use him as a pawn if they find him.

Or at the very least to say "this is what Robert's son would look like"

Oh - so exciting. Definitely the best books ever.

Yes -things happen that are WAY WAY worse than that little Ned Stark incident. The Melissandre casting should be interesting. I think the Jon Snow casting was good as well.

Tyrion is fantastic - pure genius

Ah! Robert's son. That makes sense over the business with Robert's other sons.

I fancy Tyrion. We're all the same height lying down

also some one might notice/remember Robert's family are all dark haired if the blacksmith is found

See, in my head that didn't sound almost exactly the same as what trills just said

DH and I can't sort out our work schedules and are waiting for time off together to watch S2E1. I am going to pop; can't wait.

My nickname used to be "TyrionLovingYourWork". Is Arya Stark about?

I am a little dissapointed at the looks of Stannis, Robert and Renly.

If the 'seed is strong' genetically I would have expected them to be much darker the same as Robert and the bastards as they have made such a thing about it.

xales I refer you to my earlier point about name badges.

eggrules I wondered who you were and also where tyrionlovingyourwork had gone

Ok, I need help. Have I got this right.

So the brother and sister Lannisters (evil barstards) are the parents of the 3 Lannister children. Children are not aware, they think they are the children of fat King (can't remember his name...actor was ...Mark Addy?)

The jumped up little shit King heard the rumours about his mum and uncle (started by Ned, dictated to the scribe who sent ravens off to spread the word around the lands after his assassination) and also realised his 'Dad' Fat King has sired many bastard sons, he then sent his army out to kill all babies that could potentially have a claim to the throne as he realises he is not an actual heir.

Who was the boy on the cart at the end (with the youngest of the Stark girls)?

Meanwhile...Jon Snow (one of Fat King's bastards?) is in training to be a Commander of the Nightwatch, they have traveled over the Wall and met with the weird bloke and his 'wives' who are Wildings but no longer live with the clan. Why have the Nightwatch done this?

Robert is busy trying to forge a 'peace' between the Starks and the Lannisters, the peace would come from trading Jamie Lannister with the 2 Stark girls and then the Lannister's would leave the North to be ruled by Robert. So, this isn't going to happen and there will be a war.

As for Daenerys (sp?) I love her she is currently looking to cross the sea and make her claim as Queen? Of the Iron Throne? Is she a Lannister?

It's so hard to follow but I think I am getting the gist, I still enjoy it - even if I don't fully understand!

Now Eggrules due to Walking Dead thread. I was flighty with name changes but will stay this now.

Brian - yes, nice summary.

3 Lannister children are produce of twin incest.
Blacksmith boy with Ayra is bastard child of King.
Jon Snow is Ned's son - his missus hates him

Dany's family ruled before old king. They were killed and she went into exile with her evil bro (now dead).

Game of Thrones [ they all want to be king/queen.

I think blonde-incestuous-Queen Cersei sent people out to kill all the black-haired-bastards-of-the-fat-king, not jumped-up-little-shit-King Joffrey.

Jon Snow is bastard of the too-honorable-for-his-own-good Ned Stark.

Boy on the cart at the end is bull-helmet-eldest-bastard-of-fat-King Gendry.

Danaerys is the last of the family of the mad-King Aerys who fat-King-Robert fought a war with in order to become king in the first place (18 yrs ago)

Hang on.

I thought bull-helmeted blacksmith bastard boy in the cart was Ned's son.

Who's fat King Gendry? Is he the fat git who rapes his daughters?

Who is the fat git who rapes his daughters.

How did the old man who offered the woman the poisoned wine die while she survived? Who is she?

eggrules it's not a democracy any more

I love that I'm not the only one who's confused!! And yet, we still love it!

Thank you for clearing up that Jon Snow is Ned's bastard son - I remember that now!

Fat git who rapes daughters is a Wilding, but he isn't a king....I don't think..?

Joffrey does feck all - his mum is in charge

Blackmith (Gendry) is Robert's illegitimate son.

limitedperiodonly haven't seen this week's. Can't remember from books so I'll get back to you if I figure it out.

I think Jon and his half brother look too much alike.

Love Tyrion, Arya and Dany in that order.

Okay.

Do we have the name of the rapist father, the old man who came to a bloody end and the woman what done it to him?

She's the one who held that beach ceremony with Robert's brother, wasn't she?

I really can't emphasise enough the need for name badges.

Craster is the wilding who marries/rapes all his daughters.

Name badges or subtitles with an explanation:

Tyrion - cool, short bloke we'd all like to get pissed with.

Dany - she's ace, kicks ass and we're on her side I think

King Joffrey - Little jumped up shit

His Mum - incestuous miserable Samantha-Brick-wannabe current events, is that Have I Got News For You calling?

That would make it so much easier.

Or we could just read the books....?

Thanks Xales!

Ditto to thanks xales

I would like to get more than pissed with Tyrion.

Is that wrong of me.

I don't want to find Tyrion attractive (his character isn't very nice) but yeah, what the hell - in for a penny, he's got something about him, probably his fuck-you attitude

arf @ gainsay!

old fella that came to a bloody end

Maester Cressen, Stannis' adviser. worried that the woman is going to get him killed.

woman in red: Melissandre, priestess, bit magical. prays to new type of god/religion.

Craster, Wilding mater of Craster's Keep, rapist father.

I would go for a pitcher of mead with Tyrion.