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Strictly Baby Disco

145 replies

cocoachannel · 23/02/2012 22:06

Shock
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dustyhousewithdustypeople · 23/02/2012 22:07
Housewife2010 · 23/02/2012 22:07

Scary. There is no way I'm letting my DD do this!

manicinsomniac · 23/02/2012 22:08

Shock indeed!

What the hell is this shit?!

It's not even dancing!

grumpypants · 23/02/2012 22:08

Yup. Wtaf.

BehindLockNumberNine · 23/02/2012 22:09

45 seconds of frantic leaping about in a hideous costume?? wtaf?

cocoachannel · 23/02/2012 22:09

Kidney infection? 'She doesn't dance on her kidneys, she dances on her feet'.

Bloody hell.

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grumpypants · 23/02/2012 22:10

Love the slave driver fat mummies who wouldn't last 5 seconds on the dancefloor.

southeastastra · 23/02/2012 22:11

it's been going for years and years

grumpypants · 23/02/2012 22:12

Pauls boutique bag? She's 9!!!!!!

BehindLockNumberNine · 23/02/2012 22:12

The mothers are dreadful aren't they??

LadyEmmaHamilton · 23/02/2012 22:13

That poor child. No wonder she cocked it up with her mother hollering at her from the sidelines like that.

blameitonthecaffeine · 23/02/2012 22:16

Ugh. Shudder.

They've taken one, admittedly important, area of dance and isolated it from all the others - result: random contortions with no rhythm, grace or actual dancing :(

And the costumes - arghh!

"we're not acrobatical down South" Ummm, really? Apart from the made up word it's not even true. My older three daughters can do pretty much everything those girls are doing but they do it in regulation leotards in studios or in tasteful costumes on stages and the do it mixed in with actual dance choreography.

I actually have less of a problem with the pushy mothers and teachers than I do with the sacriligious (sp?) treatment of dance

Yes, I'm a dance teacher

SherlockKnomes · 23/02/2012 22:17

WTAF

Jellykat · 23/02/2012 22:18

I'm gobsmacked

NigellasGuest · 23/02/2012 22:19

i've never been to a disco where they do anything like this Confused

elizadoulalittle · 23/02/2012 22:20

OMG.

elizadoulalittle · 23/02/2012 22:21

Fake tanning the child. Shock

SherlockKnomes · 23/02/2012 22:21

that child is MAHOGANY!

pigleychez · 23/02/2012 22:22

spray tans at 3!?
Shock

elizadoulalittle · 23/02/2012 22:22

The fake tanning made me really uncomfortable.

BehindLockNumberNine · 23/02/2012 22:22

That is not a spray tan - that is a mahogany varnish!!

amirah85 · 23/02/2012 22:22

they r just crazy.honestly

SixtyFootDoll · 23/02/2012 22:23

Wtf dancing in a fucking wig?

elizadoulalittle · 23/02/2012 22:23

How is the mum of mahogany girl going to keep it up with a baby and being heavily pregnant?

Sirzy · 23/02/2012 22:23

Why would you want To give a 3 year old a fake tan?

If the kids wants to dance great, but the pressure put on them is awful