X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

Hic.

'tis only way I can get through it.

I bloody love you all, by the way. You're all my besht mates. No, no, you are. I'm sherious...

at Sue

I have safely avoided The Song all week. Should have the kebab soon. I am starving. I have said this many times before, but my 7yo is the spit of Harry One Direction. Same curls, hair colour and nicer eyes. The girls love him.

I love Anita Dobson and Brian May. I met them once on a ferry when I was about 14 and they chatted to me for ages and were soooo lovely.

I love a good kebab

My sleb anecdotes are not a patch on Bof's

Chicken shish for me, need to be very drunk for a doner.

I like that they have the same hair. Like those Look Like My Dog comps.

Nope, never had. And whadya mean, should have it soon? They come from vans or dodgy takeaways? Don't tell me they deliver?

dear god, anyone watching Robbie Savage on CIN?

Oof he just slammed in his chin in her muff

We live close to the Shop Of Lovely Kebabs. Mr OuiOui is going to collect our lovely homecooked dinner when he returns from the football. They do deliver too.

The blonde one on Strickly? Yes, I am.

oh Im confused I thought I was watching children in need, I thought it was a joke!

Blimey, Kitty. When the DM say "clung to every curve" do they really mean "visible VW bonnet"? VW bonnet is what my ex used to call a ladies front bottom when visibly outlined.

We don't get that in the cuntry, fo'sho'.

That's why my Saturday night snack is a bloody pomegranate.

ouch, if he did that to his nose imagine what it's done to her muff

Up and rubbin'?

Blimey.

I have had to turn over to the falling down programme, no more Strickly for me.

oh good god. is that the outline of a panty liner?

that's put me right orf me cod in butter sauce.

Blimey, the one I fancy on Strickly is dancing to 'Relax'.

Good job you weren't having ham sandwiches

Here's the list-!

X Factor Week 7 song choices

Girls

• Janet Devlin ? Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer

- Misha Bryan ? I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston - Amelia Lily ? Think (Freedom) by Aretha Franklin

Boys

• Craig Colton ? License To Kill by Gladys Knight

- Marcus Collins ? Higher And Higher by Jackie Wilson

Groups

• Little Mix ? Don?t Let Go by En-Vogue

I can already hear Janet- i wouldn't call it up tempo, really.

Marcus is doing Jackie wilson -AGAIN?

Meeeeeshha is doing 'the other' song from The Bodyguard then.

I can't say any of bring pretty!

Sue, I am willing to post you a kebab. Sauce and salad?

I LOVE that license to kill song. Nice one, Lord Baz.

Kissssssh me, beeneet the meelky twioloight.

It'll be shoite.

Janet.

I feel an urgent need to stab.