X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

I just googled Jamie Bamber so now I've got Internets Sexiest Guys and Beautiful Men websites in Internet history.

Well it'll keep DH on his toes, he's been getting complacent recently

Miss Piggy

LOVE this [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2063426/X-Factor-reject-Kitty-Brucknell-dons-skintight-leotard-switch-Bluewater-Christmas-lights.html wonky camel toe]]

I am right though!

Hahaha Klitty is PACKIN' MEAT

sorry here

That's gotta chafe

OMG- thatpicture of Klitty is vile wtf is she wearing? What has she stuffed down her pants? Why? What? Eurgh

The one taken from behind is amazing

evening. I am excited because they won't do the Evil Song this week. And we are having a takeaway kebab later. My Saturday evening rocks.

I like being a person in a computer

Evening Ivanta I fretted for you last night when they sang 'you know what' on CIN

I have merlot, burnt popcorn and the daily mail

WTF are their subs at? counted four obvious typos in this one

I think Jiz Loans is holding them all hostage at knifepoint and the website is being written by her cats.

I'm in.
May not post too much as have ill child.

I've watched every week, and yet still am not sure about who is who.

Bring back last year and the Wandies. inappropriately lusts over Harry

Ivanta, I'm v jealous.
I want a slanket and a kebab.
Hmm, I can do the kebab maybe, but who delivers a slanket in an hour?

IVANTA AVOID BBC1, STRICKLY ARE DOING QUEEN.

I felt caps were needed

Evenin' all.

Haven't read whole thread yet as a bit pissed and am struggling to focus but did anyone see the judges on Alan Carr?

Jesus, they hate each other.

I bet Janet does I Can't Help Falling In Love With You by Lick The Tins, from Some Kind of Wonderful.

I had a kebab last night, and very nice it was too. I don't own a slanket though .

Me and DH were speculating yesterday if it's true that Caroline Flack and Harry are a couple which resulted in me having a dream that he was my boyfriend. It was a very nice dream, but very wrong.

How weird must that have been for Anita Dobson?

Imagine if you were at work and somebody descended into your workplace on a wire, pretending to be your dh?

Headfuck.

She's done it, hasn't she rockin?

yes, but it sounded more like 'oi caan't yelp fallin in luff wit you'

mush respeck to rockin for being pished already though

Oh, has she?

And I have never had a kebab.