X-FACTOR! 19th November- It's Movie week! And Louis has no acts left!

[Raahh]

So we will be spared the likes of Sami doing Celine Dion.

Craig has been seen kissing Danyl from the other year. Remember him- we liked him, he turned into a stroppy petulant child, became crap, and Dannii outed him on live tv (not her finest moment).

Amelia/Verucca Salt has been crying because she doesn't like her song. I don't like her at all- very high maintenance, methinks.

Place your bets on Marcus doing something from the Blues Brothers- as he has settled on a 'theme' for his performances.

Misha will prob do something from that film Jennifer Hudson did, the name of which escapes me.

Raahh i stand corrected

Oh Sue, Devon is the best place IN THE WORLD. I go on my holidays there every single year.

Do you? Come and see me next time. I will show you the best place to score clotted cream

Sue, I live one minute from a kebab shop, come and have a holiday here you could have chips in pitta

They point at kebabs where I live.

Make a curry, and the locals will turn up with pitchforks.

I could . We could house exchange. What hilarity would then occur. Lols.

I just realised I am actually lying, one boyfriend once bought me a kebab. It was skanky salad in a pitta

I really want chips in pitta now....no boozy night out in Manchester is complete without chips in pitta....

You're making me want a pattie sandwich.

I have never HEARD of chips in pitta.
I have just lovingly cut some potatoes into wedges for posh chips. They're in the oven now. Best I can do

THat's right, Sue. I love it except when I would like a food delivery.

And wtf is a pattie sandwich?

that was a wonderful kebab

I've opened the X Factor giant buttons prematurely.

A pattie sandwich.

Well, a pattie is a fishcake without the fish.

Sage and potato, deep fried.

Shove it in a marge covered breadbun, and lo and behold - carb heaven!

great for soaking up booze delicious with chips at three in the morning

Ooo cardibach i'm in North Pembs. Glad to know i'm not the only MNer this far West

Signing in, and a multipack of Snickers are raring to go.

I am at a ceilidh and missing you lot.

How fucking sad am I?

When does it start? We're heading for home shortly.

Good Lord- just seen the pictures of Kitty in the DM
Camel toe or what? Euwwwwwwwww!

No Mme, no Bof. no Saywolef, no Sjoops. Hazel has eloped with Eggnogg Quigg.

Loneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am so Lonelllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Starts at 8:15

Ooh, Mme Lindor, are you threading the needle?

Blimey they leave in droves....
Evening all!

Oi, Sue- we're all here !

you have ME. ME.

Good Lord. Klitty on Harry Hill.