X FACTOR Sunday Night- The One Where Goldie Sticks It To The Man

[LeBOF]

Perhaps?

Gather round...

Right, a change is gonna come, people. Niceness only this Saturday, y'all hear me? Remember, if you can't say something nice, don't say nuffin at all.

Sue, are you ok Sue?
Right, a small peace offering for the delectation of those not watching Great British Bake-Off, and unaware of the FURORE of the SQUIRREL WITH MAHOOSIVE PACKAGE

Oh my sweet Lord

Aw, tis like Darius.

We have one in our back garden, DD calls him Frenchy. Do you think she knows something I don't?

I meant she is fairly innocent at 16 not that you lot couldn't take the piss if you want. this is mumsnet after all.

Don't worry sailorsgal, we weren't getting at you. We get told not to be mean every year (my fave was the mass C+Ping of the Slagging of Claggy. It was marvellous.

Claggy? Sorry, wasnt a mumsnet member at the time. And i enjoy the x-factor but i'm not a massive fan who kbows all about the show. I tend to forget previous seasons quite quickly.

SurprisEs- Claggy, or Clagnut, was our name for Cher Lloyd, as she did a strange leg kick thingy when she danced, as though she has ,erm, something in her pants...[blus]

someone said such were called clagnuts, and it kind of stuck.

As has been said before, we are an immature bunch on the X factor threads. .

We are also sad enough to remember minute details from years past. It is an unhealthy obsession, we apologise

being nice??!! i dont know if i'll manage i can try i suppose..

we can only try

check out Craig's weight loss 1st already!

1 stone in a week?? Wow....

I think I might have gone off Baz for putting Craig on a diet. Didn't realise when he said 'real mentoring' he was going to turn into Marjorie Doors. Day 1 of bootcamp... Morning Fatfighters!

To be fair, Bazza's been there himself in the past and he knows that having a 'fit and toned' image will win way more votes than hitting every note.

Not sure how healthy it is to drop that much in one week, mind...

A stone in a week is a lot- especially as Craig didn't look that big to start with (He wasn't Rick Waller sized). Hopefully, Craig wanted to do it- and I'm sure staying away from the biscuits helped.

I like Craig, i hope he does well- but think Smarmy Frankie will get most of the attention, sadly.

and here is Barry, discussing his weight probs

Wonder if louis has been force feeding doughnuts to the cadaver?

rofl- Johnny could do with some of Craig's biscuits- maybe they can do a deal!

Nothing worse than a reformed fattie

I've just seen the artwork for Clagnut's new album-complete with warning.

And Kitty's official pic has been published.

I can't join you this weekend as RL is getting in the way

Probably for the best if you are all going to be nice. Xfactor thread is my primary outlet for nastiness, without it I'm in danger of blurting out scathing criticism and hateful personal attacks on little old ladies in the post office.

ooh, love the Kitty pic...

pmsl at Cher warning label