X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

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Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

Shite. Shite and annoying.

weak voice. he'll get through though I BET

Oh dear oh dear. But I bet Louis is experiencing some stirrings.

Oh dear

God i am so old.....

....silly little boy....

Nasal bloody whining. Get some trousers that fit. And blow your nose you wee tinker.

This lad would be OK as a cute cheeky one who doesn't sing that much in a boy band.

He's so going to be put in another made up boy band. Rubbish...

Me too, but I so often am....

Not good- and 'in the old days' before the live auditions with backing track, would have sounded shit.

I like the first guy, funny, cheeky, not a brilliant singer but pulls it off with his personality. Go Frankie.

But he can't sing lol

I agree Raahh

I'm sorry - have I missed something?

Oh dear, so the judges are just as incapable as ever...

You know when you see a pond and there's a sign in front of it that says 'please don't throw money in the pond' and you note that the pond is full of shiny tuppences? And you think 'who the fuck is throwing money in a pond, nobends'?

That's em. The X Factor audience.

What's going on? He was shit.

A rock voice? Is that the voice that comes out as a yelp when a rock is dropped on his toe?

SHIT hair. SHIT.

And as about refreshing as a bottle of lard.

FGS what is wrong with these people? Do they not have EARS??!