X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

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Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

Ha ha! 'Tjis isnt just an audition.... This is an M&S audition...'

Yay, the sob stories!

All that money and poor Kelly could not buy hair that did not look like plastic? Not quite as bad as Chantelle,, but very very nearly so.

Global domination from the overweight Gary Glitter-a like

He did sit down very tenderly there Gary hmm

Am only watching as dc love this programme. Except they are farting constantly (deliberately) which is kind of ruining the atmosphere

"This is an X Factor audition"

Fuck me the Barlow's a bright cookie.

DH has just commented that Barry Garlow is better looking with age.

Maybe he's on the turn...

Don't you have to get somewhere before you can inspire the under privileged?

"I'm mental, me"

Ergo Twat.

And the obligatory mop-topped "I'm mad, me" type...

his nob will have dropped off before crimbo, mark my words

Oh, he has shit hair like that Eggnogg wan. He'll be in.

LOL at "GARY" in flames.

Like a Swarovski-encrusted COLIN.

"I'm mad me" is the human version of the comedy tie.

In fact, he properly looks like Zac Zingzilla.

Pathetic...

he realise this is a singing comp- not a porn flick he is auditioning for??

Ds has just freaked out and said he doesn't want to see bums!!!

I did NOT need to see that...

Yes Gary. We know all about your bum.

Plonker. So does he have any talent or is he just a tossed 18yo lad? And will Louis have him later?