X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

[SESthebrave]

Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

A-rooo

I would not touch JB's MASSIVE COCK with yours Boff.

Oh. He went all Blues Brothers and I was hoping for Meat Loaf. Or Whitesnake.

yep, jbs cock watches me

It watches you? Like periscope?

OMG if he'd done Whitesnake he could have joined our pack

i wuv this guy! he's all ruff ..

Or a meercat?

Watches you? Like a one-eyed spy in a raincoat?

everytime he's on tv it points and me and winks

sorry to be dense, how does he watch you? I'm distracted by JB's cock now and not watching Xtra anymore

Point and winks

Terry or Darius? It must be time for one of them.

pmsl 1 eyed spy in a raincoat it'd be a shiny raincoat

DH is flicking between ITV2 and Celebrity Millionaire - was Bazza missing for this lot of auditions? I'm guessing he may have had TT tour committments?

Me and my mum saw JB live. We both would

Turning over to drool now.

I'm gonna have nightmares about a periscock winking at me with terrible tusks and terrible claws

SES - he was locked in my S&M dungeon. Sorry bout that.

its just always there looking at me im sure thats how he's on telly he mesmerises ppl with his knob

pmsl at the slotting sweeties btw

I have a track record with minor Northern comedians' cocks, but I've never been watched by one.

YY to the porn jellies. Why?

Sue - you lucky mare! Why did you let him escape?

cocks with tusks?!

Oh this thread has everything and it's only week one. Bof has a sex story involving a sleb . Or three.

"mesmerises ppl with his knob"

i think that ad is right dirty i went the first few times i saw it!

Mmmm, there is my new 'thing' - matt Berry, the voice of Porn Jellies (also Douglas Reynholm on The IT Crowd).

Aaaaarrrrrrr-ooooooo indeed.