X Factor back this weekend - time to see if the new judges will be a hit or a miss!

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Can't believe it's back already but I can't wait to see what the new judges are like! Anyone else?

Ohhhh my earrrrssss...

I only found out who John Bishop was after MN yesterday. He is all over the fecking tellybox. Yuck to the sex dream though.

I thought Michelle (strickly one) was a bit butch

ffs.. he has a shiny shirt on and an attitude!

I like this fella though- I wish he could sing.

You do that Raah. Xtra is where all the nobjockeys funny people hang

Ew. I had a flash of sweaty white moobs under that sequin shirt.

Have him anyway Sue. You could take Konnie with your terrible teeth and your terrible claws.

Shit, getting mixed up with Gruffalos (Gruffaloes?) and Wolefs.

Is he storing food in cheek pouches?

gb should've decked him for wrecking his lovely song :(

He's a classic early-nineties shag.

JB that is.

superjobee I think I have confused feelings about JB, think it was the tight shinys that prompted the dream but I know its wrong

Wolefs have fangs but no tusks, Claws. you should know that by now.

Just had to google John Bishop. to whoever had the sex dream. Wrongness!

. We've already established I have a terrible pube on my terrible chin(s).

He is only on the reserve list, the first eleven is still my main focus.

This irritating boy is a walking advert for venereal disease.

GB's Hong Kong stiffy broke mn!

Oh well that was pretty dire see what they churn out next?

ah but whats wrong for you emma would be so right for me and am uber jealous of you for having dirty dreams of jb may be right for some one else

Urgh yes, what is the relevance of the seven names? DH said surely he would have done more that that in once season at Malia? I said he probably did them all in one orgytastic night

roffling at Louis with a coffee cup bigger than him
Fingers crossed for Wolef-y songs from this fella

I love John Bishop. And he has a MASSIVE cock. Apparently.

JB's cock. Sorry to cross threads, but Super, wasn't it you who said it watches you??????

He looks quite wolef-y

Ooh, this one is quite good.

spot the cock jbs watches me i swear on jesus life!

OMG it is Dane Bowers!