Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

Market research my arse. My Hairy Arse.

Your market research was flawed. You moron.

Ahaha at sample of 4 for the market research

Oh yes, I'm definitely up for a bit of humiliation. She needs taking down a peg. Or two.

Oh, sorry Hazel, I think you're getting your man home early.

Ah.

Walsall.

Wet Midlands.

Home town chat is re Melody

We are talking about Melody, non?

Holy Cow! And it was Helen's pitch for sure. She nailed it.

Yay!!!!!!

Susan looks like a goldfish!

I am desperate for Natasha to go- hatchet-faced cloud of evil.

Is Helen the Bambi one (Liz?) with different hair?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

tom or Melody?????

Tom, bring back Melody. The other two don't matter.

Melody's lies about the market research have buggered them! Poor Tom.

?214k?! Lordy.

What a shame the French don't drive...

Didn't Helen do well!?

And where did she learn her trading skills? Yep, Greggs.

(My favourite Apprentice factoid)

Sue - you were right! Think Tom might be going though. Sorry!

Helen is Goooooooooood!

HA!!! Look at Melodys' boat .

See, mark my words............listen to Cassandra you knobheads.

oh poor tom...

They should get an award for getting the largest amount of money ever on the show.

This is an neat treat, I've always wanted to learn to fly!

Hasn't Helen got lovely skin?

BOF