Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has ?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

"hatchet-faced cloud of evil" = pure genius comment

Susan is like a toddler high on Haribo

Melodeeeeee in Caff Of Shame. Have a runny fried egg sanger love.

Melody and Leon in with Tom do we think? I wish Natasha would go as she is all that is evil in the world but I fear that this is not her week.

She's from WALSALL???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I come from (right next to ) Walsall. How come I don't sound like that?

but melody has such a BAD smaell under her nose!

Café Le Doom

Knew the car seat was a good thing ESP with a baby/child store to pitch to.

Tom is better off not winning this week if that was the reward. Too much of the Buddy Holly about him.

Even if he takes Melody in, she will destroy him.

Melody I reckon

I think Helen has real substance (unlike Liz/Bambi).

I heart leon - he just laughed in the face of a £214k loss! We like.

Aw I love Tom

She really does Jelli

Market research.
My arse. Four people you asked you twonk.

YOU MADE IT UP MELODY

But you won't go - too good TV

Oh, his had shook as he drank his tea

Since when did questioning four people just off the Metro constitute Market research?

BoF

melody has such slopey shoulders but i fear tom's leadershiop was lacking.

and i did like tom.....

had HAND

He's got to prove that she lied. Good luck with that. No one else there spoke French.

boF lol

Which one's Tom

I think I should have a glass of wine, I usually have a glass whilst watching this and understand it more.

Not following it sober

BOF. He is so too Buddy.