One Born Every Minute

[MrsChemist]

Anyone watching?

Go Janet!!

commanderdrool you and me both. so bloody predictable (hope not tho).

Oh bless Janet, really feel for her.

Ralph looks a bit scared now, awww

Moldy - you trying to convince mr to have a fifth with that dsecription. I'm well broody after watching that little bundle arrive.

Is she really ready to push?

Oh dear, talk about "at any time emergencies can occur" - I fear bad things.

I had three sections, first was an emergency one after 31 hours of labour. Never once did I scream, but I did grab DH by the shirt after he came back smelling of KFC and told him to never breathe on me again. There may have been a few choice swear words in there as well.

what a surprise induction leads to foetal distress leads to c section

Looks like a trip to theatre for Janet.

Bless him - he's starting to look very troubled now. Imagine these two as parents. It's going to be a shock :(

Looks like she's having a section?

is anyone going to fucking explain to janet what 'we're going round' actually means.

FUCKS SAKE.

Actually I recall the advert now, he asks for a cuddle off the MW

Imarriedafrog

I slept thru best part of my labour. From waking to delivering in hospital 2hrs.

Got into the delivery room 7.02am delivered my nearly 10lber 7 minutes later!

Secret is (have sex the night before-it worked for me!)

steph is doing really well i think. no screeching! but i think she will end up in theatre too

No one seems to be vomiting with the pain. I vomited and when my waters broke there was meconium so I really was like something from the exorcist.
Poor old Janet - so scary

This is exactly what happened to me. I ended up with emcs

Has anyone delivered standing up on the last series? they've all been in the bed when I've watched. Well, one waterbirth actually

why can't the father go too??

WHAT

THE

FUCK

poor ralph

She must be having a GA.

Awww poor Ralph, she asked for her mum to come with her instead of him...

Poor poor Ralph. So much for him to process.

It brings it back doesn't it, watching this. I've just remembered sobbing all the way through, I'd forgotten that, I cried and cried

Sorry to jump in after lurking, but that poor boy Ralph :(