X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

I like "Penile Area".

Loved that!!!

Loved it enough to forgive the dancers outfits and do think whoever is dressing Trayc needs to be punished

Do fuck off BOF, I was being nice.
I'm making my own breaky and living in a shit tip.
(I'm joking btw, incase it's coming across wrong)

Im not getting this guilty pleasure theme

Are they allowed to use reverb on their voices then?

but i still think this is Tom Jones not Shirley

Nailed it Mary. Londis are cheering you on, go girl.

That woman in the pale blue fleece could easily have become larger and got a job in Tescos. What on earth did she think was stopping her?

Norks equivalent - Wanger!

I like mary, but this is very similar to last week.

although Mary does sound very very good tonight

I love Mary.

Todge?

If Wanger becomes the gentleman's norks, I want royalties.

has mary lost weight?

Oh dear Mary, bats in the cave love.

Mary getting a bit same old, same old.

We need to get her airing her clag nuts and rapping next week.

Or gyrating in a codpiece.

Otherwise she's going to start coming across a bit Joe Longthorne.

Maybe Mary should rap and Cher shoul sing :)

slight wobble on the last note but best performance of the night

Wanger is good.

for Sue

Would love them to dress her in some colour. Big girls don't have to only wear black

Bag for life of course.
Everyone loves my Jedward bag.
Well they comment on it anyway.

Why is this a guilty pleasure?

At least Mary has time off from her surgeon's job at least.

Dannii mentioned a supermarket....

but which one?

Theyve given Mary a Jedward quiff

Oh bless, that was fab.

Darius isn't <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.homofactual.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/darius_kilt.jpg&imgrefurl=dev.homofactual.com/page/3/&h=780&w=500&sz=122&tbnid=YqZH4mJb1WmTdM:&tbnh=281&tbnw=180&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDarius%2BKilt&zoom=1&q=Darius+Kilt&usg=__rUG6IiymRrCQDMEWx_3tvLOdgwE=&sa=X&ei=fT_DTLKRMI_QjAed77G5BQ&ved=0CB4Q9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">that big!

Well granted he'd probably have been arrested in that situation if it had been any bigger but still...