X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

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Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

vocally very good but i cant work out the song which doesnt go well down in the hogshead household

Did that dancer have fireworks coming out of his willy region?

owned that song- BINGO

ooooo didja see that dancers sparkler belly button? Got to get me one of those.

Treyc bottled the sex bit. shame.

Loving the codpieces.

Mugglewump- I am getting my house decorated, guaranteed shag later and a cooked breakfast- what's not to like?

Wanger could have done that better. In leather trousers.

So is Dh, Commander, not quite sure what to make of that.

Mushrooms for breakfast are fab. Can I come to yours for breakie tomorrow, BOF?

"willy region". You sound like my Grandma. She says 'downstairs region' in that weird, mouthed, whispery way old women do. She says 'lesbian' and 'unmarried' in the same way.

Ok, drop the Elton shit now.

It's getting old.

Like Elton.

Nah, can't do it anymore. Am off to watch pillars of the earth - this is just too pants.

Maybe see yas next week

Will check in for unquiet dad's impressions later!

It's like Cheryl has locked them up and refused for them to leave without dying their hair. The kitten who turned in Cheryl...

See ya

Jedward are the best ever.
I have their singles and album, and a t-shirt and a bag.
I love them very much and will not hear a word against them.

Could I remind you that I'm very ill and will get worse if you are mean about Jedward.

nice to see the L`Oreal stretched to a nice red streak in Trecyc's hair

SOH
I thought about writing penis but it is just not a funny word. We need a norks-equivalent.

Mary, the pride of the North West. Gawd love her.

Here is Mary. Fresh from driving the Ocado van

Father Dick Byrne up next. hic

You'll be most welcome, Mme. Around eleven?

Was it a bag for life? Muggle or a paper one?

Wonder what Mary bought in TopShop

Must be bad this week. DS2 has fallen asleep face down on his beanbag.

Bless.

Wow Mary's lost weight

BOF
Great. Will bring choc fondue for dessert.