X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

Am feeling richer already

Danni just said that Mary worked in a supermarket? Did she?

Real women? Oh do cock off, Cheryl, you smugger.

how is led zep a gp?

and why is there so much sexual activity in the backgrounds?

On a similar note discovery are doing a dinosaurs shagging programme next friday

Didn't Dannii mention the delivery van and the petrol in the tank?

Ninks
Not going to click on that link until DD goes to bed.

Real women with real life experience?

Oh do fuck off Chezza.
A real woman is one with a vagina, and any experience is valid.

Nothing to lose?

Well, there's her job as a tree surgeon in Edinburgh...

ah she did shandy, good point. Thank goodness, I thought we;d had it wrong all along.

Ninks!

Real Women = women with a BMI over 30.

Sick of that, only ever comes from stick insects.

FFS, quit it with the excuses- have they ALL been ill this week?

thats the only shot i found ninks as well i agree

Louis we need a different sort of song!!

It's bags for life not songs for life

oh cheeses Ninks, I'd forgotten that picture.

Aiden will be on soon.
I'm quite scared.

The guy clearly wants to kill people.

Has Darius changed his surname to avoid a Criminal Records Check? Is the girl getting counselling?

Raahh we can only assued that it's the same virus passed on by katie to everyone.

Did I detect a bit of diva from Mary there?

It's slightly more shocking than Terry Wogan's cock I suppose...

Aiden wants to get you muggle. There's a coded message in his songs.PLay them backwards at a full moon and you'll see.

Oh God, why did I click on that link. Think the pear liquer may make a reappearance.

Oh God. My eyes. And that is tiny. Bleach, I need bleach.

Well done Mary.

But a bit same old same old.

I wish I could understand anything going on this thread tonight

Were you all off googling "Darius Cock"?