Jive Bishop and The Surfettes: Surfing on

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Welcome to our support thread for anyone struggling with cocaine. Whether you want to quit, cut down or are someone whose life is affected, all welcome.
We offer non judgemental advice, tips, some absurd chat and most importantly lots of support and encouragement.
Come and join and we'll hopefully all help each other to surf the urges!

Morning surfers!,

Morning all!
I thought I'd feel healthy and great after resisting last night but no, I woken up with a stiff neck and headache. Bloody typical

Hooch vodka and flirting sounds great fun. I'm quite envious!
Enjoy your Saturday surfers.

Vodka and flirting sounds fun!

Saturday smug tree for me too! Feeling very proud and like I deserve a line tonight

Haha ponz - that's high level self sabotage! DH bought some whisky last night and I could have killed for a line to go with it.

Serial going to have cocktails instead.

I'm going to

Cocktails sound great!

Might have some more whisky later. I bloody love whisky.

Whiskey and cocktails in the smug tree sounds good to me. Sex on the beach anyone?
How's your dear little mouse Ponz?

We took the kids to the Beefeater as we had a voucher. Now home and hallucinating lines. Argh.
I feel like I've been surfing forever! Well, just over a week anyway.

Lost a week on the surfboard is good!

I bet that mouse is having a great time probably got all his mousey friends to try the shoebox.

I have had one or 2 lines tonight with friends but left early and after they were calling for more. Not like me at all im usually the last one standing but still not good. Only meant to go for a few cocktails for a friends birthday. Good night all xxx

Well done on a week lost!

Thanks Serial hope you don't have whisky regret today! Morning all

I came on to assess last night's damage but we all seem to be doing ok. Name if you're usually the last one standing at parties then you did well to drag yourself away early. Gold star for you madam.

Have a chilled Sunday.

Are we all still alive?! Still in the smug tree here. Hope everyone has an easy week.

Dear Serial, didn't you get our email? We're on the summer outing to Columbia. The coach driver wouldn't wait any longer.
Wish you were here, The Surfers x

He he sorry

I'm ok. I'm doing pretty well and surfed the weekend. I'm struggling a bit without the high life. It's a bit too realistic and normal for my liking. Hopefully that'll improve with time .

Hope everyone else is ok. No judgement here if you've slipped up.

Hola!! Mucho enjoying Columbia. Yoga tim, rick james and ponzus mouse are all on board. Serial has brought the oven dish and hooch and lost are enjoying a rave on the bus.

We will be back soon if we can get our shoe through customs. Dusty is going to wear it.

Love to you all!

I've married a Columbian Drug Lord so we've decided to extend the trip by a few days,
Love The Surfers x

I've actually become a Columbian Drug Lord. I have a fabulous collection of shoes!

We'll pop round later to admire the shoes!

Still wearing Ponz's shoe. Some funny looks through customs, but that's because one trainer and one wedge.

Dusty! 👠👟

Limping for GB!

I have a global company now called ponzshoe. It's lovely owning most of Columbia. You should all pop in!

You funny lot! I can't think of anything suitable witty to add but I'd love to join you on your Colombian road trip! Bring tres sensible here, going on a big holiday next week with DS so lots to organise and cannot be done with any hint of the horrors. In fact I'm on a diet and trying not to drink either. Blimey it's boring zzz