Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Fucking darkness, when the ghosts, vampires, zombies and coke heads come out!

Just a totally rubbish day at work. Made (what I thought was) an innocuous comment in a meeting which was jumped on by a director from another area. Then got hauled over the coals by my director afterwards for saying it in front of other people (all internal people). They keep moving the goalposts of what I'm meant to be working on to the point that I actually have no clue what's important or what I'm meant to be focussing on. And they look at me like I'm stupid when I'm not aware of discussions that took place that I wasn't involved in.
Sorry that was a total rant and probably doesn't make much sense.

Oh god choppy waters it is!! How can so much change in 24hrs?? Let's just all pretend it's still Wednesday.

No lost not my birthday meal for a few weeks. Just a catch up with friends and their DC's over half term. Always makes me want to carry on the good feeling..

Well this has all gone a bit Vampire diaries. Darkness is upon us sounds very Shakespearean

Cleaning keep polishing that halo. You can still wear it while smoking a couple of fags.

Witty...,glad you got that out of your system!!!! People are twats....don't get caught up in their twattery

Yy to time travel back to Wednesday. Vampire Diaries meets Shakespeare meets the The Delorean... (yeah I think we're safe from the mother fucking journos)

Sorry flat I jumped the birthday gun.
That sounds fun anyway and yes I know exactly what you're saying. If I go out and have a good time my brain thinks, "I know a way to enhance this to get maximum high out of this situation..mwah ha ha.."

Don't listen to your cocaine brain, flat It's a tricky devil.

witty ((hug)) for you. That sounds bloody tense and stressful I hope you can unwind a bit when you get home?

I know it's dangerous but I'm going for a nap I resisted buying cigs and ds fell asleep on the sofa as I was going to get his coat. So I'm going to catch a few zzzzz while he sleeps and try to remain cig free for a bit longer. I never got out of that 'sleep while the baby sleeps' mindset. I bloody love a nap

"I know a way to enhance this to get maximum high out of this situation..mwah ha ha.."

Round of applause for lost for adding Nutty Professor to our repertoire!

Yes, Vampire Buzz heads get in a tardis to travel back in time to Wednesday (in Shakespearean costume.)

Cleaning a love a good nap too.....enjoy

Struggling to stay on board here. Lagers not cutting it at all. Arrgh musn't talk about cutting stuff.

Lost, am throwing you a thousand armbands!! Stay focused on tomorrow, your comedowns are bad like mine I know. You WILL feel horrific tomorrow. Have a 🛀

See how you feel in an hour.

I've suffocated under all the armbands.

I'm planning on bath and then reassess the situation. You're right Professor.

Good move lost!!

How are you doing witty?

A million floating devices being tossed out to lost and witty while I cling onto the granite fin like a mother fucker

So weird how things change in 24 hours.. last night was clearly the calm before the storm

Lager lager lager here then blessed bed!

Just off to zap all my cravings in a scalding hot bath..
I'm having a premonition Friday will be the big Storm. I'm calling it storm Turkey and current forecasts are predicting it to hit my area of the country at around 7pm tomorrow..

witty's surfboard has gone very quiet [worried face]

No mega mega white thing please Bishop.

Lost, a bath is a good plan. I'm having an early night so I can batten down the hatches against storm turkey.

Yy same thoughts re witty. I'm hoping she's busy scrubbing away

Can we ban the word white from the thread please lost

Yes a lovely early night sounds good. Waking up to birds chirping and humming as you get dressed for work.