Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Thanks (non) user yes I do tend to stick my head in the sand r.e health issues but I'm aware of the frightening implications.
I went for a pill check once after a night on it and my usually low blood pressure was alarmingly high The nurse kept exclaiming that she couldn't understand it and it was dangerous on the contraceptive pill

Witty, i said no to a line recently. I know I've said it before and it's probably now REALLY boring but playing " the film" to the end really helps me. One line for me = a 48 hour binge and a week of self loathing. I'm throwing the arm bands around tonight!

Lost, as I get older I do worry more about the health shit.

Oh witty straight back on the surfboard tomorrow. Come back in the morning and we'll be ready for you with a fresh board.

User you are very wise. I love your pearls of wisdom. Please stick around to be our resident advisor.

Well I've not said no but I've dabbled.... is that a possibility?? I know it doesn't work for everyone.

I did one line about a week ago and three last night. I set myself a mental limit of three for some unknown reason. It's stupid I know but it works for me.

Plus, user has scared the bejesus out of me

Witty I'd just not drink if I were you if that will help. Aye it's great at the time but terrible after. It was eye opening for me at new year being sober in a room full of people comes up. Fuck they were so irritating.

Yy to polishing! I'll get involved in that

Yeah the Health Shit. It's sometimes flies away out the window in the face of extreme cravings for some stupid reason. The old tunnel vision takes over.
Struggling here but still keeping my head at mo and riding the rip tide.

Lost, put a snorkel on!!

I meant polishing the board so it's fresh lol

Just don't make it too slippery cleaning you cleaning nut

Putting snorkel on and having the old faithful bath.

Yy to snorkels and stylish get-ups

You are one cool surfer dude man.

So prawns peeled, spiced an eaten, wine poured and a case of the now what's!
Already had a bath, done nails, cleaned kitchen.....
Changing into cozzie, pulling on the arm bands and clinging on for dear life

We in the car going bowling so checking out now.

Good luck everyone 💪

Actually really cross with myself, really used to love a cozy sat night in, a few too many drinks and just being happy I had a Sunday lie in to look forward to. Now the night just feels lacking.... I know I could dabble at home, but thankfully DH is slightly more controlled over usage at home.
The night feels very very long today

Hear you costa it's like you've stepped into another portal where everything is brighter and it makes everything else seem a bit flat. That hopefully goes though

cleaning r.e dabbling; someone once said to me, Be careful what you practice because practice makes perfect. If you get me.

The ridiculous thing is I very rarely drink. And I don't smoke. So that's another justification in my mind - my only vice.

witty this surfing thing is going to take a lot of practice before we get it right. Don't beat yourself up for now. Could have been any of us to be honest.x

I hear you Costa. Remember: Always Snorkel never Snortel. That will be the name of my rehab centre!

Witty, don't beat yourself up. Just keep on trying.

Catchy serial Hope that's been patented.

Mine will be The Keeping Your Head Screwed On And Feet On The Floor Clinic Of Dr. Lost. ( Keeping it short and snappy )

Going off to cut my sons' hair now. He hates having it done so it's always a technical challenge to keep him still.

Lost, I think yours really should be "got it nailed" due to your totally not scary fondness for nailing hands to the floor!

Listening to some very loud music. My poor neighbours!