susannah and trinny - where they get it wrong

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But that blue and green rule is wrong. All nature is blue and green.

And black and brown in town only applies to men, imo.

Navy and pink v chic, imo. But it has to be the right pink.

ooh no, too corporate (think british airways/wh smith)

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But that's the thing, bundle - naffo as a suit and top, lovely as a skirt. Depends on the item and the tone. Oh, so complicated!

oh i suppose so snaf, ok in swirly retro patterned skirt. deffo not blouse (hate that word too) and skirt (esp crimplene)

oh and cod, black is the new black this autumn, catch up perlease

Does this mean I can only wear black with black and navy with navy?? How boring!

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gone off heat, now on closer
or vogue (will look through tonight and report back, olive wanted to know if it was worth buying)

wossername craik in the standard swears that black (ffs different shades!) is the New Black

(can you tell I can't bear navy, it was my school colour)

T&S too into neutrals for me (that's what they'd wear with black i think)

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I do like the way they tell women who've felt fat and frumpy that no, they're gorgeous (and grope them accordingly) and get them flashing their assets. Nothing wrong with a bit of nork-flaunting, I personally think.

But they'd hate me - chronic shortarse who refuses to wear heels...

today i am mostly wearing black though breaking T&S rule by having cropped trousers. wearing my new pink birkies so there goes another rule..

Black and sludge is okay.

I'd love to see them clutching your norks, MI. (I do realise how that sounds..never mind)

oh not sludge/khaki

And I don't mind dresses over trousers, although preferably worn by boho waifs.

Khaki only goes with khaki....

oh to be waif like

fuchsia quite nice with khaki

Oh yes, I love cropped trousers. I know I shouldn't, but I do.

Black and sludge, with the right accessories to lift it

I'm giving too much away here, aren't I? You will recognise me at the meet by my sludgy clothes and frantic, inappropriate accessorising.