Are these sling-backs 'fat barmaid'?

[Sweeedes]

I tried them on today and they are gorgeously comfortable and I could wear them all day for
work.

[mid-life crisis emoticon]

Lol. No, I don;t think they're 'fat batmaid'. The diamante buckle swerves slightly into dodgy territory but it's quite discreet.

Laughing my head off at "fat barmaid!" You must drink in some of the pubs i do. To be honest im not sure about these, im a big fan of KG shoes but these look a bit old fashioned.

No, unless you have fatty trotters.

imvho they are hideous
fat or skinny barmaid

They don't make me think 'fat barmaid' if that helps, but er even so...are you sure?(being tactful)

they make me think
'off-duty special constable'

they are not Fat Barmaid
but IMO they are Community Health Worker

which might just be worse

Roffle at special constable and community health worker. In fact LOL at you all.

Arf. I know the comfort is clouding my judgment. How wrong would it be to ignore my better judgment and you all? I want closed toe wedges. Must not be edgy wedgies. Nor ankle straps. This is my Van Dahl moment I can feel it.

Hmm. Something distinctly orthpaedic about them.

Why have you started a thread about comfortable shoes in the "Style and Beauty" section? Surely it should be in "General Health"?

they are rancid

£90 and they are NOT leather my god!

Not my thing sorry

The colour is lovely but close-toed wedges are bad.

I think one of these would go well with them.... or perhaps a schrunchie sorry.

they are mens tshirt and jersey calf length skirt with lop sided hem chunky woman's summer shoes.

sorry

I didn't notice they weren't leather. They felt/looked like leather. I think that's a mistake, shirley?

I spend a lot of time sitting at a desk.

spookycharlotte121 Heck.

Yes they are. fat barmaid with leggings that have lace round the ankle and this top.

Biro-ey eyebrows and pat butcher blonde hair.

they are gross

£90 and not even LEATHER

Don't you dare.

Ugh.

I've just seen on the website that they also come in Louise Bourgeoise-artificial-limb-pink.

Yep community Health worker sounds like a good description to me.

makes me think pretentious twat

If you spend a lot of time at your desk buy some proper heels and kick 'em off when you're sitting at it