Don't call them "boobies" or "titties" please

[HoorayHenry]

That is all.

Reality how come you always drag these things into the gutter

boobs or breasts. can't stand the words tits or panties. just typing them makes me shudder.

What do people think of "bong bongs!" My DD picked this up from my MIL and in our house it seems to have stuck!

Boobies here.

I can't stand titties but use tits in the form of 'your getting on my tits' and 'as usefull as tits on a bull.' but that is all.

BIL calls them funbags or Bristols (as in Bristol City = Titty)

Norks is a fab word!

Dp says Boobage alot as in 'luv get some boobage on the go'. also

Panties is also [boak]

Its knickers or pants! Panties is so gross 60's porno.

We used to have all the boys at school calling them Babylons

I was known as Babylon Betty for all my secondary school life. Also TisalinaBumSquash. (which i would quite like as my MN name but then nobody would know who i was!)

Notreallycutoutforthis - if your panties are making your toes curl, you're probably putting them on wrong.

I have a firm and well scaffolded bust, meself.

Ooh bong bongs has a ring to it. Can imagine Gok using that.

hmm. don't like "boobies", but think "boobs" is the most child-friendly term. I find "breasts" a bit matronly.

"tits" is most used in this house as a mild swear.

For years ds1 called them heeuuuge nipples (so imagine sitting on the bus with small boy pointing at a large woman, exclaiming loudly "Look mummy! That lady has heeeeuuuuge nipples!". I reminded him of this the other day - never new a 10 year old could blush so beautifully

What about baps or wabs?

I've just remembered what DD used to call them -I think she'd misheard the term boobies being used so called them baubles which I thought was quite nice in a spangly, sparkly sort of way

like 'bong dongs'

boobie or boobs in our house.
Although saying that I amvery flat chested. It's only 'cause I got a bf toddler that they get called anything! Otherwise i think they would go completely unnoticed!

We've taught DS (age 2) to say 'boobies', 'willy' and 'minnie' for our naughty body bits. What's wrong with that?

Between me and DH, however, it's bazoongers all the way!

(actually, they're more like pittas than bazoongers but there you are)

When I was speaking to the old and wirey anaesthetist before my elective C section, he told me that I would be 'numbed up to my titties.'

I was actually a little sick in my mouth...

I think the 'T word' is highly inappropriate outside of the bedroom. [prudish emoticon]

My DS has taken to pointing at mine and saying 'Ghlog ghlog'.

Which given he is still BF, I'd like to think of as a bit onomatopoeic.

What a clever DS, Wilf!

I hate the word 'dugs'. It really gets on my tits.

(not up to my usual standard, I know )

cup of tea ive always had very eye pleasing anaesthatists......ive actually (in a drug hazed stupor offered to marry 1- he came to see me later to say i cheered him up for the day!!!)-in the caesrian section i stayed awake for we debated the rights and wrongs of genetic engineering and those lovely siamese twins(2000) and the surgeon said hed had more sense out of me than his students .......i didnt offer marriage to him tho,even tho he did put my alice band on being silly and danced to sex on the beach to me me laugh.

come to think of it i had such darn fun during that c section

norks or waps here. Never ever ever titties. That is a vile word.

sacred orbs of Venus. Or is that just my kids?

in adult conversation i say breasts, otherwise, with kiddies, it's boobies.