ok, I am stealing off a thread here, but I want to know something about going commando (possible TMI, hence the new thread)......

[psychomum5]

how do you manage if you are very 'wet' down there???

I could never ever think about going commando, sorry, simply because I am too 'wet' (oh god, have I really said that out loud on MN.....argh)

and it is nothing to do with having 5 and a slack pelvic floor (altho I have and do!) as I have never figured that I am dry enough to try it.

I mean, what if you sit on fabric chairs, gete up, and leave a moist patch.

(and I said the word moist too....shoot me now....)

ladies, ladies, ladies.................does noone see what slugs and snails leave behind..? .

Makes me feel a little queasy, knowing that I could possibly sit on a seat that one of you mner's have sat on minus knickers .

shhh you know you'll have a hot dream about us all tonight.

thats what im worried about

yes if only slugs had pantyliners it would solve a lot of problems

Soidermama - i know, that's why I said Spidergrandmama

I am not trying to suggest that you suffer yourself from what an ad man might call "reduced secretions"

Look at the norks on this one

coco......that is hidious!!

You see, I worry as much about the old bum sandwich problem.

Like, standing up in a floaty skirt, with half of it wedged up your arse.

Not exactly a turn on.

Please dont slide down a bannister when commando....I shall never ever touch another handrail in my life!!!!!

Especially one at a MN Xmas do!!! Makes mental note not to attend!!

rest assured I will never being going commando after doing this thread.

cocolepew-WHERE did you get that revolting picture from??????????? GROSS!!! Had to check it twice before recognising what it was!!!

PMSL

I want to ask a question about bare arses and white trousers because I missed that thread. Understand firstly that I am too fat for white trousers so have no insider knowledge as it were...

If you don't wear pants because of visibility issues, what happens with your lady garden? Only I would have thought that the triangle of darkness would leave as much of an impression as a line of stitching. Or do white trousers call for commando and Hollywood combo or whatever it is?

PMSL AT LADY GARDEN!! How very quaint!

oh eyeballs....don;t you know anything??

you bleach it!!!!

Bleach?!! Holy feck, I thought veet-ing was bad enough!

Joke? Sounds more like the voice of experience to me...

oh no no no......no bleach going near my nether regions thankyou very much.

tried waxing recently.....that was truly dreadful and I bled after.......so no, no bleach for me.

You wear flesh coloured shorts surely with white trousers.

Aren't white trousers a bit Liz Hurley?

Not on me, they'd be more Mount Everest

See this is what i cannot figure out about naturists,you see with all that nakedness would come a lot of wet fanny and cock dribble.
Just picture the state of their plastic patio sets.