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What’s going on with Monty’s trousers?

30 replies

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 18/05/2026 20:20

As per title. I’m watching the Chelsea flower show and can’t take my eyes off Monty’s trousers. They look like they’re 6” too long.
Anyway, back to the gardens. Love the Lady Garden ( sounds rude) and the water features.

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Mischance · 18/05/2026 20:21

Too long, too wide, jacket too tight and doesn't fit on the shoulders, tie too tight .... bring back the scarf!!!!

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 18/05/2026 20:29

Mischance · 18/05/2026 20:21

Too long, too wide, jacket too tight and doesn't fit on the shoulders, tie too tight .... bring back the scarf!!!!

Even my sartorially challenged DH, commented on his ill-fitting suit.

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Buscobel · 18/05/2026 20:40

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 18/05/2026 20:29

Even my sartorially challenged DH, commented on his ill-fitting suit.

Mine too and he’s not known for his fashion style. I think he pays lip service to the need for a suit to present at Chelsea, whether that’s a thing or not and it’s a very unstructured suit. Even if he doesn’t enjoy wearing a suit, something that actually fits would improve things,

Mischance · 18/05/2026 20:44

The scarf is back ... yippee!!

PumpkinSly · 18/05/2026 20:53

Looks like a kid in his dad's suit. Why didn't someone at the BBC make sure he has clothes that fit him properly?

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 18/05/2026 21:06

Perhaps I should get this moved to style and beauty board, as I loved Arit Anderson‘s dress, but thought Rachel De Thame looked like she was at a WI meeting.
Absolutely loved the amazing wooden head garden. Such an amazing piece.

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deeahgwitch · 19/05/2026 00:17

I noticed his fairly awful suit too.
I didn’t like Rachel’s dress either.
The orchids were beautiful and the tree sculpture amazing.

hattie43 · 19/05/2026 06:54

Haha I noticed them aswell , far too voluminous, especially in relation to his jacket which fitted at the top but flared out and was too long at the bottom . A very odd suit Tbf although most would just except he’s eccentric and forgive it .

hattie43 · 19/05/2026 06:56

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 18/05/2026 21:06

Perhaps I should get this moved to style and beauty board, as I loved Arit Anderson‘s dress, but thought Rachel De Thame looked like she was at a WI meeting.
Absolutely loved the amazing wooden head garden. Such an amazing piece.

Arit always looks amazing . I wasn’t keen on Francis dress either , the green satin number with the large joker collar thing .

Buscobel · 19/05/2026 09:21

Frances’s dress didn’t suit her and was too fussy at the top.

Crucible · 19/05/2026 09:25

I love Frances' style usually, she looks.like the most beautiful Land Girl of World War II. Gorgeous face.

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 19/05/2026 09:47

Crucible · 19/05/2026 09:25

I love Frances' style usually, she looks.like the most beautiful Land Girl of World War II. Gorgeous face.

She’s lovely.

It must be a nightmare deciding what to wear as the weather is so changeable. Cold and wet today and 27 degrees on Friday.

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FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 19/05/2026 20:23

Today’s highlights show is brilliant. I’m going to ask for this thread to moved to style and beauty.
Not sure about Frances’s copper bacofoil look

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bellabelly · 21/05/2026 00:25

Saw the most horrible Daily Fail article earlier - sneering at female celebs' outfit choices. Some were criticised for being too colourful, others were slammed for being "rather dull" (brown and green), while others were criticised for inappropriate footwear. Notice they didn't have anything to say about any men's appearances!

wantmorenow · 21/05/2026 08:36

Monty is forgiven everything as he's so lovely and his voice is both interesting and soothing. I am in love with Sarah Eberle's style though. That scarf and that coat are just wonderful and captivating. The coat has got to be bespoke but I wonder if the scarf is available.

What’s going on with Monty’s trousers?
TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 21/05/2026 08:51

I think he planted himself in the suit this year, and by next year he will have grown into it, provided he keeps himself watered.

Earwigoagain · 21/05/2026 08:55

wantmorenow · 21/05/2026 08:36

Monty is forgiven everything as he's so lovely and his voice is both interesting and soothing. I am in love with Sarah Eberle's style though. That scarf and that coat are just wonderful and captivating. The coat has got to be bespoke but I wonder if the scarf is available.

I think this is the coat...

https://nrbyclothing.com/collections/jackets-coats/products/anne-linen-embroidered-coat-1

Anne Linen Embroidered Coat

NRBY x Susan Entwistle British artist Susan Entwistle, one of the few contemporary painters practising the art of pointillism, captures the vibrancy of gardens and woodlands through layers of delicate, colourful dots. Her expressive florals are reimagi...

https://nrbyclothing.com/collections/jackets-coats/products/anne-linen-embroidered-coat-1

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 21/05/2026 08:58

@PumpkinSly Monty Don does what he wants. He’s not manageable. He always looks semi scruffy and seems like a spoilt child quite often.

wantmorenow · 21/05/2026 09:02

@Earwigoagain great spot. It is stunning, out of my price range for sure for the few times I could wear. Her whole ethos seemed to be about being joyful. I now nothing about her and hadn't actually heard of her previously but am now a fan. 😁

ETA completely out of stock, was tempted

deeahgwitch · 21/05/2026 09:33

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 21/05/2026 08:51

I think he planted himself in the suit this year, and by next year he will have grown into it, provided he keeps himself watered.

😂👏🏻

FennelGingerJasmineOrMint · 21/05/2026 11:04

bellabelly · 21/05/2026 00:25

Saw the most horrible Daily Fail article earlier - sneering at female celebs' outfit choices. Some were criticised for being too colourful, others were slammed for being "rather dull" (brown and green), while others were criticised for inappropriate footwear. Notice they didn't have anything to say about any men's appearances!

Exactly! It’s the same as when they run articles on Aintree or Ascot. Mostly derogatory comments about the women, nothing about the men ( unless they’ve got into a fight 😀).

@Earwigoagain that coat is gorgeous and Sarah looks great in it.

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RhannionKPSS · 21/05/2026 11:07

Fantastic coat with a beautiful lining too

keepswimming38 · 21/05/2026 11:26

I enjoyed the comment made by Grayson Perry. CFS is the equivalent of Glastonbury for those who wear linen!