ok if oyu coudl be either

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He's a fashion consultant and fronts the Channel 4 programme "How to Look Good Naked". Sort of like Trinny & Susannah but without being hideously annoying

14-16 and no stretchmarks.

I am a size 10 with stretchmarks and I HATE them, they look absolutly awful.

I don't know...I don't mind my stretchmarks and am a 14-16, but my marks aren't too bad...

would be nice to be a 10, but I think I'd stick to 16 no marks rather than have mauled by tiger belly

bigger without stretch marks i think but for the rest of the year back home I would be a 10 and keep em covered

10 with stretchmarks for the same reasons artichokes mentioned further down.

Actually I would just like to be a size 10 and not get mistaken for a stick swept onto the shore.

Well why would you wear a bikini if you had severe stretch marks when you could look fab in a one piece instead?

this is therefore a totally DUrr question

ask us another one

14-16

a 14-16 can look very good i think

tis to do with fitness, firmness, proportions etc

defo size 10.

i don't wear bikinis.

and i'd rather be a size 10 any day.

I have stretch marlks like ion cods pic (althiugh have faded to whit silvery lines now)

Consultant said when I was pg with DS1 "Good GOD woman, those are the worst stretchmarks I have ever seen"

Thanks, doc

I'd be a 10 with stretch marks, as am v wobbly untoned 12- 14.

In fact, Ideally, I'd have to be an 8 or possibly a 6 to be my ideal size (am v short)

I ma a 10, or 12, with stretch marks.
wear a bikini in garden or abroad.

(Butonly when lying down )

there is no way I would wear a bikini ever for any reason at all, my stretch marks are terrible. And I'm a size 8.

would possibly wear a bikini if I was size 14 with no stretch marks, but probably not.

well, I am a size 14-16 with no stretch marks,but my cellulite is grotesque.

I'll take size 10 plus stretch marks, with a proviso of limited/no cellulite.

I don't understand bikinis anyway.

Me neither

Even as a size 8 19 year old with smooth skin and perky norks, I looked shit in a bikini

10 every time, would just cover up a bit to hide them.

Size 14-16, no stretchmarks, in compulsory bikini under a sarong.

chist, i used to look great in a bikini

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i regret ever taking a camera on my interrailing holiday

many reminders of me looking brown, thin and stoned bohemian

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I'm a size ten and have had stretch marks on my tighs/bottom since I was 15. After all these years, I have to say that i don't care. Once I have a tan I feel quite good.

Tutter - cameras on interrailing holidays should be banned... Mine are the same - I look so young , so toned >, so gorgeous despite being constantly pissed or hung over .

I'm size 10 without stretchmarks and HATE wearing a bikini because everything wobbles in the wrong place. Having said that, I used to hate wearing a bikini before DC were born becuse I am as hairy as a gorilla. Hmmm, never happy eh?
Olive doesn't spare gut fall out of the front of those tankini things?

I have no idea as I do not have any spare gut

I have a crepey belly however which, when I bend over, goes all crinkly and resembles a blamonge (how the feck do you spell blamonge anyway?)

blancmange

I used to have stretch marks on my norks. I've had them since I first grew them. Weird. Not as if they are exactly huge. They have now shrunk since I stopped bfing and I can't see the stretch marks anymore. But as I'd never dare to appear in public without them covered/supported in some way it doesnh't make much difference