ok if oyu coudl be either

[FluffyMummy123]

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I'd go for the 14-16 but want to be 5'11

ooh no i would hate to be tall

And is this a 2008 14-16? Or a 1954 14-16??

I'll take the latter

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10 with stratchmarks
because I would only be on the beach for a finite amount of time.
Then I could go home and slip into some skinny jeans and look great .

are we talking silvery white stretch marks or red/purple ones?

10 with stretch marks.. I think

I have no stretch marks so maybe that's why the thought of them doesn't bother .

Well as I'm nearly 6ft, if I was size 10 with stretchmarks I'd look like a pepperami.

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Yes! I wore one in the garden yesterday. It was sunny-licious down here

(that was to OliveOil)

I don't mean a one piece costume, I mean a two piece but the top is a vest iyswim

last time I went abroad was in 2002

pesky brats

Size 14-16 no stretchmarks. Go on holiday, wear bikini, diet for next year. Can be a size 10 without stretchmarks then!

I'll choose 10 with stretch marks, but only silvery white ones and my tummy would be flat.

10 with stretchmarks and I'd wear a Tankini.

I like your thinking lillie

I'm happy with my 14-16 and no stretch marks. but I hate my knees... can I wear a sarong?

14-16 with no stretch marks.

Am in fact a 10-12 with more stretch marks than WH Auden. I haven't worn a bikini since 1986.

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Ah you haven't seem mine. You'd run screaming from the beach.

10

My weight is creeping back up and I hate it I was finally liking my body.

My stretchmarks have never bothered me.

I am going to come over all Gok Wan if you lot don't stop putting your bodies down

fgs

14 to 16 but a toned one
have terrible stretchmarks and hate them will never wear a bikini again oh and my size 34g bf norks would never fit in one anyway

I'm a 14 without stretchmarks but I do have hideous wrinkled skin on my stomach (think Sharpei dog ). What the feck do I do with that ??

OK. I give in. Who is Gok Wan? I keep seeing the name all over MN like a rash. I don't watch enough TV I suspect...