Need a dress for my best mate's party that fulfills my usual 'Dirty Secretary' style

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5 foot
9.5 stone (i.e. 10 stone)
No tits
Massive arse

Please advise

budget?

what shops do you normally like?

party at home? dinner? dancing?

more info pls

this nice for the titless among us

oh private bar type thing

less than 50 quid

plus additional shoe expense

also would like to try Chicken Fillets but what happens when you get drunk and throw them at your friends?

Tutter that cut would make my arse look like that of a DUCK

I've been hunting through the style threads but most say things like "I am really tall with massive jugs" so that's no good

this lovely but poss too dowdy simple for a party?

yes that is nice

not quite slutty enough though

this is rather sweet but there would be all sorts of bra strap ramifactions

hmmmm

do you have excellent upper arms?

Something from Karen Millen maybe? Think they do dirty secretary quite well....

(sorry to interrupt...)

[http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=3&pid=4710 This is perfect and under budget]

this dinky, no?

oooh no DrNortherner I couldn't wear that unless I was going to a conference

lovely in cream with opaque tights and mary janes?

Is this too demure? even with cleavage enhancing wonder bra plus KFC chicken fillets?

yes I like that little ruffly one although extent of ruffles is not clear

Stupid me, forgot to link

doh!

that is lovely maidamess but too office-y I think

The cream one SCARES me tutter

it is like something from Dr Who

I thought you wanted slutty secretary?

well this DEF fulfils the secretary bit

but you'd need fishnets to sex it up

that was more HELPFUL secretary

mp you dirty girl!

i love dirty secretary style

does it have to be a dress? lots of fab pencil skirts in shops just now

Tutter

I don't know NP I'm not sure about a pencil skirt, what sort of proposal do you have?

LBDs?

slutty perhaps?

too sweet?

go red for true sluttiness but I'm not sure that red one would be great for no tits/big arse lasses